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Monday Aug 14, 2006

Aug 14, 2006
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GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETZ CHAPS N CHAPESSES.I hope you had a safe weekend didn,t have to fly anywhere and suffer.I fancy going and buying the ingredients to make a bomb to see if the cctv in the shop picks up what im buying.Never fear i have a false beard a old tea towel for my head.Some sandals and a smock should be perfect lol.Talking about sandals i have not got a pair by the way but....is there a time men in their life crave the two strap leather sock look in summer with a pair of beige chinos or dodgy shorts with creases down the front.
I think tthe soundgarden song jesus christ pose should change into the jesus sandal pose instead pretty cool huh.
My coming out dream!
Saturday i watched the pretty awesome Hostal on dvd saw the brilliant Borat trailer nottttttttt! which made me piss my pants it looks cool yesssyemesh!.The film made me have a fucking strange dream in which i became a dodgy gay night club dj that owned a gay club downtown New york.We danced,we parted ,we bitched,i had a dodgy leather chained hat and dodgy tash and enjoyed amazing baby oiled anal sex fucking hell how freaky is that!.

Is that a truncheon in your trousers mate!
One of my jobs at work is to empty wrecks of cars that are going to the crusher of personal belongings.Usually these are glasses ,phone chargers ,travel blankets,crosses and tax discs.Today i emptyied mr peersons rover 25 got out the phone charger, the stereo and the pack of VIAGRA!!!!!.Wowza i have never seen the ickle blue tablets before and decided that these should be confiscated because the chaps not gonna come and say have you got my limp dick relieving tablets so here they sit in my cabinet at work.So will i use the magic pill?.Half of me thinks well i would go all night and the seeds of doubt has me thinking i will be walking round with a hard on the following day.

Me against the Morley chavs

I must explain the term CHAV to the americanos on here!.A baseball hat wearing ,tracksuited hoody look and a spotty faced 15 year old through to 30 if your from Liverpool stick CHAV into your google image search engine for a peek.
Well i was on my way home from work when a Chavmoble citreon saxo(usually pimped out with shitty spoilers and dodgy speakers and such forth)is parked on the zigzags on a pedsetrian crossing which is illegal in this country and carries a hefty fine and a big points score on your liscense.
They had blocked the road while chatting to mates on the path,i waited and waited and waited the blood in my body began to build until whooooosh the chav road rage erupted i had just enough room to squeeze past if the door mirror was turned inwards wink .I wound down the window and shouted are you gonna move or wat which i got the response of some expletives.Soo i ripped off the fucking mirror drove past parked in front of the car.Looked in glee as it swung on the door.I got out of the car calmly took a photo of the car parked illegally and as they came towords me threatened them with the evidence and my steering lock in which they high tailed it back into thier car and drove off.BASHSTER 1 MORLEY CHAVS NIL.

I better go after such a eventful start to the week and i,m going to go into retro rock overload im off to see Bullets n Octane at Bradford and THE AWESOME BUCKCHERRY at Nottingham and Lordi in Manchester in the coming months yoww i might see some of you there if you fancy partying.Now just need aRancid to make a apperance on these shores.
SEE YAS LATERS BASHSTER
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
libra:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not you and lordi too????? what is it with you boys????


go on use the pill!!!! hehe and then tell us all about it


kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Aug 15, 2006
angel_ree:
Happy pills solve nothing young man!!!!! ASnd my hair is going to be bright red xx
Aug 16, 2006

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