The week draws to a end and i feel kinda at a zen like peace with the world.
I managed to murder someone tis week week not murder but cause death to in a surreal way!.It started at work with a job we were doing on a vw polo which had been delayed due to parts.Finally they arrived and been customer liasons officer i had to make a personnal delivery with a apologie for the car been delayed.I arrived at the owners house we shall call her mrs m who complained of a nose bleed brought on by the stress i thought wat a load of bollocks but hey i sympathised with the women.
Later that day i got a phone call from the family m saying the car wasn,t right so i dispatched a driver to pick up the vehicle.
The white look on the drivers face when he came back filled me with dread.He told how he had asked for mr m only he had died the night before apparantly stressed out over the car been not fixed right took a relaxing bike ride to de stress only to have a heart attack and die!.
Whoops i have never killed anybody by not doing my job right a shock to the system i suppose!!!.
The death happened last week but came back to haunt me when somebody showed me the obituries in the newspaper.HERE LIES MR M WHO DIED SUDDENLY BLAH BLAH BALH!.The funeral is Monday the boss says we should send some kind of sympathies.I think a big VW LOGO in flowers might be a bit disturbing to the family lol!.
Thank you for the great comments reference my undergrogs you women have taste crissy says your all nuts(shes jealous).
In more bashster news this week i am looking forword to big brother which starts tonite and next weeks fest of satday fallout boy /sunday jonny tingles and his amazing organ at the local/monday my buds band the monkey tennis experience.This weekend will see me chopping down some trees(lumberjacking to you yanks)gettting blotted watchin the euro song contest al hail LORDI finlands entry check out thier website there fucking MONSTERS can,t wait!!!!!.
QUESTIONS THAT I NEED ANSWERS FOR?
Whens it gonna stop raining???
Shall i shave my balls?
When you place two fingers over the top of your mouse does it look like a womens vagina???
How come peanuts show up in faece???
How do you think i would do on big brother?
Axl rose does he look weird or not?
Shall i wear my john presscott sex mask during intercourse?
Why come we all say its gone pear shaped?
quick shout out to my newbie friends and to libes whos ill get well soon hun,Blacklamb pissed as usual and the scotish chickette!.
Off big brother starts now 13 weeks of tv hell
I managed to murder someone tis week week not murder but cause death to in a surreal way!.It started at work with a job we were doing on a vw polo which had been delayed due to parts.Finally they arrived and been customer liasons officer i had to make a personnal delivery with a apologie for the car been delayed.I arrived at the owners house we shall call her mrs m who complained of a nose bleed brought on by the stress i thought wat a load of bollocks but hey i sympathised with the women.
Later that day i got a phone call from the family m saying the car wasn,t right so i dispatched a driver to pick up the vehicle.
The white look on the drivers face when he came back filled me with dread.He told how he had asked for mr m only he had died the night before apparantly stressed out over the car been not fixed right took a relaxing bike ride to de stress only to have a heart attack and die!.
Whoops i have never killed anybody by not doing my job right a shock to the system i suppose!!!.
The death happened last week but came back to haunt me when somebody showed me the obituries in the newspaper.HERE LIES MR M WHO DIED SUDDENLY BLAH BLAH BALH!.The funeral is Monday the boss says we should send some kind of sympathies.I think a big VW LOGO in flowers might be a bit disturbing to the family lol!.
Thank you for the great comments reference my undergrogs you women have taste crissy says your all nuts(shes jealous).
In more bashster news this week i am looking forword to big brother which starts tonite and next weeks fest of satday fallout boy /sunday jonny tingles and his amazing organ at the local/monday my buds band the monkey tennis experience.This weekend will see me chopping down some trees(lumberjacking to you yanks)gettting blotted watchin the euro song contest al hail LORDI finlands entry check out thier website there fucking MONSTERS can,t wait!!!!!.
QUESTIONS THAT I NEED ANSWERS FOR?
Whens it gonna stop raining???
Shall i shave my balls?
When you place two fingers over the top of your mouse does it look like a womens vagina???
How come peanuts show up in faece???
How do you think i would do on big brother?
Axl rose does he look weird or not?
Shall i wear my john presscott sex mask during intercourse?
Why come we all say its gone pear shaped?
quick shout out to my newbie friends and to libes whos ill get well soon hun,Blacklamb pissed as usual and the scotish chickette!.
Off big brother starts now 13 weeks of tv hell
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it probably wont...bloddy england
Shall i shave my balls?
yeah go on, and post pictures too.
When you place two fingers over the top of your mouse does it look like a womens vagina???
no!!!!!(your wierd)
How come peanuts show up in faece???
so do sweetcorn, hehe...always makes me chuckle
How do you think i would do on big brother?
you would win!!!!!!!
Axl rose does he look weird or not?
yes but i so used to fancy him
Shall i wear my john presscott sex mask during intercourse?
haha just for a laugh ..yes
Why come we all say its gone pear shaped?
because a circle is perfect and if something is pear shaped its not perfect.
feeling loads better babes..thanks.....went to the theatre on friday to see the blue man group...we should go when you come down for my bday!!!!!!!!
cant believe you killed someone......how naughty are you?