Where did my last journal go who knows???.
My journal today will take the form of a womans glossy mag,crissy must buy CLOSER,HEAT AND OTHERS evry week i think bah but am strangely addicted to them ,they give us blokes a hefty insight into what we are doing right and wrong so i present to you
THE STINK ISSUE 1
The 1st thing i check is celebrity news!.
This week Pete Doherty probably put a nail in his coffin with is terreble piccys in the paper i hope when he dies he isn,t mentioned in the same breath as Kurt Cobain who by the way was stilll a loser for shooting himself!.
WHATS IN YOUR FRIDGE!
Aww man i love to see what celebs eat then see that Gillian Mckeith women slag em off,there always so healthy so whats in bash,s fridge!
1.lemon
2.Lean minced beef
3.Peppers,cauliflower,brocelli veg
4.Coca cola
5.San peregrino water
6.Low fat turkey steaks
Woah i live pretty healthy im surprised!
BASHSTERS FASHION SECTION
I live this where they slag off what celebs are buying and wearing who the fuck are they to say what to wear,i think women get blinkered by magazines fashion is about personnal choice and not whats in an not out!
MY COOL NEW T SHIRT FROM ATTITUDE.COM!
I went out to a cool furniture emporium where i saw this incredeble car sofa with fucking lights that work!
BASHSTERS FOOD REVIEW!
I love to see what i should be eating but take no notice fuck it gurls all you want is the bash or chocalate so here bashs chocalate review!
CHOCALATE REVIEW!
PEANUT BUTTER KIT KAT
The thought of peanut butter and chocolate makes some people cringe but hey if you like hersheys bars a yank peanut butter heaven you will love these,only trouble 1 at a time gurls they can be sickly!
Hers the pic to lust over!
ENTERTAINMENT NEWS
I always look to see what to by music wise and watch film wise usually the film reveiws are shite lol!
I would say buy The wolfmother lp,downlaod the new afi single and kill your gran for tickets for the great RANCIDS WORLD TOUR.Film wise looking forward to watching the the devinvi code and on tele WIFE SWAP which is strangely funny!
MY GUILTY PLEASURES
I love this where celebs tell us their secrets heres mine feel free to post yours after this im off last page lol
What can,t you help snacking on?Foodwise!
Me its quavers cheesy corn snack 20 bags a week lol!
Do i have a celebrity crush?
Kelly Brook or Hilary Duff at the mo ,Hillary i would snap her in two like but that joels a big lad also!.
Whats your grubbiest habit?
Eating the skin on the bottom of my feet!
Wheres the tackiest place you,ve been on holiday and loved?
Errrr i loved Majorca it was like a run down Bridlington so english but with sun weird!
Most tragic cd in my collection?
Paul Youngs greatest hits very sad!
Which item would in your wardrobe would shock the fashion police?
I gotta a brown cardigan with yellow stripes hee heee!
Cheesiest film you own??
Chitty chitty bang bang and mary poppins and bedknobs n broomsticks the shame!
I leave you finally with!
SHOCKING PICTURES OF CELEBRITIES!
Wow look at my baggy eyes double chin puffy face as in bloated and i look like Fred fucking Elliot off Coranation street not nice!.
LETS PRESS THE RIGHT KEY THIS TIME MARK!
RESPECT BASH OUT!
My journal today will take the form of a womans glossy mag,crissy must buy CLOSER,HEAT AND OTHERS evry week i think bah but am strangely addicted to them ,they give us blokes a hefty insight into what we are doing right and wrong so i present to you
THE STINK ISSUE 1
The 1st thing i check is celebrity news!.
This week Pete Doherty probably put a nail in his coffin with is terreble piccys in the paper i hope when he dies he isn,t mentioned in the same breath as Kurt Cobain who by the way was stilll a loser for shooting himself!.
WHATS IN YOUR FRIDGE!
Aww man i love to see what celebs eat then see that Gillian Mckeith women slag em off,there always so healthy so whats in bash,s fridge!
1.lemon
2.Lean minced beef
3.Peppers,cauliflower,brocelli veg
4.Coca cola
5.San peregrino water
6.Low fat turkey steaks
Woah i live pretty healthy im surprised!
BASHSTERS FASHION SECTION
I live this where they slag off what celebs are buying and wearing who the fuck are they to say what to wear,i think women get blinkered by magazines fashion is about personnal choice and not whats in an not out!
MY COOL NEW T SHIRT FROM ATTITUDE.COM!
I went out to a cool furniture emporium where i saw this incredeble car sofa with fucking lights that work!
BASHSTERS FOOD REVIEW!
I love to see what i should be eating but take no notice fuck it gurls all you want is the bash or chocalate so here bashs chocalate review!
CHOCALATE REVIEW!
PEANUT BUTTER KIT KAT
The thought of peanut butter and chocolate makes some people cringe but hey if you like hersheys bars a yank peanut butter heaven you will love these,only trouble 1 at a time gurls they can be sickly!
Hers the pic to lust over!
ENTERTAINMENT NEWS
I always look to see what to by music wise and watch film wise usually the film reveiws are shite lol!
I would say buy The wolfmother lp,downlaod the new afi single and kill your gran for tickets for the great RANCIDS WORLD TOUR.Film wise looking forward to watching the the devinvi code and on tele WIFE SWAP which is strangely funny!
MY GUILTY PLEASURES
I love this where celebs tell us their secrets heres mine feel free to post yours after this im off last page lol
What can,t you help snacking on?Foodwise!
Me its quavers cheesy corn snack 20 bags a week lol!
Do i have a celebrity crush?
Kelly Brook or Hilary Duff at the mo ,Hillary i would snap her in two like but that joels a big lad also!.
Whats your grubbiest habit?
Eating the skin on the bottom of my feet!
Wheres the tackiest place you,ve been on holiday and loved?
Errrr i loved Majorca it was like a run down Bridlington so english but with sun weird!
Most tragic cd in my collection?
Paul Youngs greatest hits very sad!
Which item would in your wardrobe would shock the fashion police?
I gotta a brown cardigan with yellow stripes hee heee!
Cheesiest film you own??
Chitty chitty bang bang and mary poppins and bedknobs n broomsticks the shame!
I leave you finally with!
SHOCKING PICTURES OF CELEBRITIES!
Wow look at my baggy eyes double chin puffy face as in bloated and i look like Fred fucking Elliot off Coranation street not nice!.
LETS PRESS THE RIGHT KEY THIS TIME MARK!
RESPECT BASH OUT!
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
madamuk:
rude_ruca:
Haha, well, fancy that, we BOTH mentioned rancid as WELL as wolfmother. Kindred spirits, I tell you bashy. Hehe, its always intersting to see what some of the food in other countries is like.....for instance, could you believe that I have not yet seen the peanut butter kit kat? Lord KNOWS that thing would be in my face faster than a rock hard cock if I laid mine eyes upon it! hehe....I LUUUURRRVE chocolate and PB together....AND I have to say, nothing is quite MORE heavenly than some chocolate AFTER and intense orgasm. I dunno WHY this makes me feel even higher, but, and I know she is ona diet, see if chrissy might try that the next time ya give it to her good! 
