bashster

My weekend has been shit sandwich from start to finish!.
I have managed to
Fall out with my other half over her ignorance in not saying hello to my friend at the supermarket this caused me to mincmeat a stack of toilet rolls with one twirling trolley of speed, anger and impact ,this after on my day off i take her to the supermarket to get food for work then drive her to work to be given the huffy face of a scorned women sometimes marriage and the bubble you live in can feel very restricting! grrrrr women!.
I broke my favourite animal watch so i decided to get another strap for the baby only to find the shopping complex car park stacked to the rafters ,around and around i drove until i went home in another steaming rage so no watch for the bashster for work next week.
On top of this i cleaned my car till it gleamed this morning for it to piss down with rain!.
So please please come and leave me a few comments of hope,friendship and love to cheer me up at least i think i can still smile i found this when making my chips its a tit shaped spud ,A shirt pototoe!

Enjoy the rest of your weekends i hope you have a better one than me .Shit there will be a sex ban this week for sure chrissys chastity belt will come outta retirement.

ps
Lock mate i jest with you only!.I am thrilled you passed your driving test good luck getting a car and insurance dude its a mine field if you want any advice holla!.
pps
I only like girls honest! i will swap yer fella?