bashster

DE DE DA DA DE DE DA DE DA DA DA DAAAAARRRR DE DA!
ITS THE RETURN OF THE PINK PANTHER SORRY..PINK BASH?

A weeks been a long time i have missed you guys but the bashster has been mighty busy!.
I have been the following this week a shopaholic,a pool playing hero,a biologist,a lover as always and a arse assassin!

The shopoholic bash story!.

I went into a shopping frenzy after my car passed its mot leaving me with a bit of spare cash to purrrrrchase some goodies.
So what did i buy well a fantastic punk style blondie t shirt by buddist punk which i am modelling above along with my new hat looks pretty good and hides the head of slap.
A fantastic ramones tee come shirt official ramones merchandise which is fab and in my new piccys check it out and a hello kitty peg bag i love japanese kitsch(jealous cat i think so).

The pool playing hero
I arose from my slumber to be the gladiator of the green cloth and win the match for my team awww im such a big headed winner lol

A biologist.

The conversation of men can be all of football,girls n beer so it made a welcome change for a bit of biology to be discussed!.The discussion the colour spunk yes.. male semen was the hot topic some guy said it was white and i say its a grey transparent colour it got heated and we could not come to a answer geddit


A lover!
Man i feel like my sexual hormones are in overdrive is ther anyway to cool the buggers down i think im wearing chrissy out with my demands am i ill?

The Arse assasin
oh crissys healthy eating campain is causing major gas build up in my pants the release of veggie gases from bashs arse has led to the evacuation of leeds yikes oh for some kfc.

I must pay respect to my fellow sg ers.
Gabber for the chat hope u get better
Rock doll for missing me again this morning well it was 5 am over in england i was zzzzzzz it babes
Cats my oldest friend meooow!
Pirate shiver me timbers dude
The aussie princess blamb thanx for your comments sweetie!
and finally Libra did you eat them easter eggs or wot!

Things that pissed bash off this week
Norman kember for not thankin the troops that released him .Just remember the poor fella who had his head whopped off you ungrateful bastard next time stay in england thats where old gits belong not in the most dangerous kidnapping country in the world one word tosser!.
Leeds united my team blowing it again fuckin sucks!
Not enough sex
A big scrape on the back of my leg which is fuckin sore.
Rain hate the stuff
Dick cheese in the morning
That fucking pigeon nesting on my old sat dish coooing at five in the morning shut the fuck up!.
Missing my chit chats with libes .
Chrissys healthy hit n miss cooking
My watch strap breaking

What brought a smile to bashs face!
Women who get jealous
Fantastic piccys posted by blacklamb
My brilliant fallout boy dance rountine down to a tee
Clothes gods and bargains
Kfc
chrissys pucca knickers
A good shave
Stealing from work lol! only the air freahner it drives the boss insane
harry hills tv burp
msn messenger
My blinged out cd player for the car
Goin out for dinner and not havin to pay that reminds me must dash!
GRUNDTAL
bash!

ps i have edited this for my boy lock who says i have the look of a gay person lol.I thiink its my black n pink blondie t shirt.I think wearing clothes is a personal taste thingy my mate chris is 2 years older than me and wears shoes with jeans bad jeans and tucks his t shirt into his jeans this to me is bad style.Style is a aquired taste for that said person wear what you want and sufffer the abuse but remember you may look different from evry other motherfucker out there don,t be shy embrace fashion i,m a male clothes horse.
And remember locky boy your ass is mine lol,now stop hitting on me you butch beasty