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I just wrote this as a comment but it sounded to good to waste enjoy the sarcasm of illness

whats new with me ?I have a huge scab between the top of my nose inbetween my eyes that makes me look like a albino pakistani.I have been in bed all day with but headache and very sore kidneys chrissy says i looked like a extra...
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purplesiamese:
it has been one of those weeks.

hmm, sexy man bulge.
deadmanshand:
'Research' that what you calling it now...
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clarabelle15:
Cheers big ears!!! XXX Im am really chuffed with myself kiss
libra:
haha stupid bitch!!!!!! but the crunchie mcflurry sounds good.. smile smile smile
alex is out tonight which is a shame coz the fornication you mentioned sounded like a good idea (i suppose one of us getting some is better than neither) so i shall just wait for him to come home, if hes not to drunk...haha!!

you feeling better now hun? is chrissy looking after you?
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lilandra:
lol, i love your wall of porn, lol

Thank you for the wordds of support, how is chrissy doing? kiss
scjt31:
Thanks Bra...LOL
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Once upon a time there was a man who tryed and failed to wrestle with his inner most naughty child unfortunately the naughty child liked nothing more to do horrible horrible things like upset ole ladies and gents at work, hide his wall of porn from his mother in law ,take the micky out of all his work collegues and wear more false hair dos...
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angel_ree:
You. Are. Evil.
That is all i have to say.
Do you have ears on your knees?
purplesiamese:
i like your inner child!
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So i guess some of my chums are having a rough time of it at the moment hopefully one of my finer points is that i care and am a good listener not just some perverted wally if you feel i need to vent as Lock said i am a bit more mature in years and always here for my sg chums biggrin .
Good news...
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angel_ree:
There will be no pic's of my cheese attacked chin...it looks manky as hell. Is Chrissy ok? How are you doing? I never seem to get on here anymore...frown xx
purplesiamese:
i appear to have lost mine, or more likely, never had it. biggrin
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HANOI ROCKS HAIR METAL HANGOVERS HOSPITAL

Nothings dull in the bash household having survived a multitude of injuries and thanx guys for the support i managed to fuck the receptionist off with what she said was my bad attitude she called me a bald headed bastard true on two accounts deary but hey she was sent home by the boss and told to have a...
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rude_ruca:
Bashy dear, you are looking rather PIMP these days.....hehe.....missed ya! wink
jay_blank:
Does ET's cack light up when he's horny??

It looks like you guys had a kick ass night! Wish I could have been there.

I'm sending good vibes to your mom.
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Hanoi rocks baby im off to rock n mother fucking roll pics and ermmm recollections to follow
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_pauly_:
Can't wait sir biggrin
aesirr:
I wish I had gone to that. Life might be different now.
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I apologise for my lack of comments on blogs this week so far,i have been in the wars so far this week i have
Recieved a metal splinter to my toungue causing it to bleed for two hours
Had sickness and headache all day Monday and Tuedsay.
Yetersday got knocked out by wind assisted flying car sidepanel i have a cool egg sized lump on...
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ireland_:
A metal splinter to the tongue? How did that happen? Or did you just get your tongue pierced, haha.
deadmanshand:
3 star Prague package, including a Steak and Tits evening...I love steak and tits, so tyhought why not for an extra 15 is 127 each, based on 4 of us....
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So i will update now that nobody slagged me off over the weekends events lol but doesn,t mean i won,t you know i am the most sarcastic bloke on the planet.
The BIRTHDAY BASH BASH was the dogs swingers check out this awesome sword weilding wheelchair pushing photo taking skills Geoffs piccys are awesome of the eventsAesirR.

So the weekend events as follows...
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deadmanshand:
check this shit out!!
WEW
katiecoffin:
you and chrissy better still love me.x
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So phew glad the birthday is now in the past but i had a cracking day with awesome greetz online,by phone from my sg buddies,i can a cool tommy cooper card from the awesome glory13 hope your arms well babes but wheres our life saving lotto ticket lol.
I guess i needed a few days off after i had a 30 000 pound car stolen...
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deadmanshand:
fuck off mr.selfcricumcised....i bet you did it to feel some inner turmoil or something!! you big emo fag boy!!
don't worry, the bet will be fulfilled, I still don't know what I win for doing it though....lol

yeah, Jennie has got some lovely blowjob lips....all I know is mine makes caroline do full on sasha gray style gagging and spitting...fucking filth that girl!!biggrinbiggrinbiggrin
angel_ree:
Hope you had a great weekend sweetie smile
I shall indeed do my very best to come in the Summer smile I need to see you and Chrissy again asap!!
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whoopee do im 38 i turn from pervert to peado at 40 lol.I quick thank you to all my sg chums for their birthday well wishes i love you guys as much as that guy that stares back at me in the mirror when i look at it.
I got wwe maria from stevee which was tha bomb all i want now is Quinne in...
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irus:
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY B-DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin
i hope u had a grat day!!!
lots uf luuuuv!!!!!
kisskisskisskisskisskiss

ps. give chrissy two huge hugs and tell her i miss her like crazy, will ya?
katiecoffin:
hey old bastard did you get my card?have agood weekend sorry i cant be there!
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I guess sometimes i open my mouth a little to wide for my own good so i apologise to said person it was advice not a put down.
So i have had a awesome week with the win at pool and work going ok for once.I am looking forward to next week holiday and old bash ages another year.

WEEKEND

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ta2dmom:



Your Harem wink.

I would so make you this cake. And I wouldn't put the name Janet on it wink. (I have no idea how to photo shop or I would've changed the name on the cake haha.
Hope you have a fantastic birthday!
xoxo
kiss
_pauly_:
Happy Birthday sir biggrin