barrybob

... spent the night partyin' with some friends that live out in the suburbs of Seattle ... they always come up to party in the city, so me and my roommate Chris thought it'd be cool if we went down there for one of their bbq's ...

... let's just say, I hope I never live in Suburbia ... ever ... fuck man, they live out in the middle of fuckin' nowhere (which for Seattle, funny enough, is only 15 minutes away, who knew?), and what a pain in the ass to just hit the city ... if I had to commute backinforth to work everyday from there, I'd lose my fuckin' mind ... I'd be a stat read over the local evening news: YOUNG MAN'S HEAD EXPLODES DURING DAILY COMMUTE, MORE AFTER THIS WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR ...

... ya know, I've quite a few friends that have "grown up", married, had kids, bought a house in the residential neighBORhoods ... living the (suburban) dream ... more power to em' ... but I couldn't even imagine my life back in the burbs ... hell, I spent most of my childhood raising hell and doin' everything I could to get the fuck out of the burbs ... fuckin' middle class america, yaaaaaaaawwwwnnn ...

Anywho, I makin' it sound like I didn't have a good time last night at my buddies house ... but I had a great time, got drunk and stoned with my friends, hung out and chatted up a cute girl, laughed our asses off at stupid shit we did when we was kids, and got a ride home with my sober roommate ... ah designated drivers, the blessed lil' angels ...

... I just couldn't help but rant about the burbs, and how much I fuckin' love livin' in the city ... in my case you can take the boy out of the burbs, AND the burbs outta the boy ...

... til next time ...

b