baronsamedi

So I was in Portland, Oregon for two days the past two days, and I was just gobsmacked by how many pretty women there were there. Women of Portland, move somewhere elso se and give other towns a chance.

And I hit the PERFECT drunk at some seedyish little bar in the Pearl District, just the right level. I couldn't feel my cock anymore and was happy and at peace with the world, but it was before the tipping point where you get all maudlin and shit.

I was talking to women just comfortable talking to them again, and one of them said, probably thinking I was trying to pick them up, "listen, tip. Word of advice. Be more assertive, stronger."

Nah. I'll be who I am thanks. Too old and too long in the tooth and too tired and bored for artifice or bullshit,.