fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck.
so basically i work at a pawnshop. and i was put on suspension cause i had a habit of not tucking my shirt in and not taking my lip ring out. on top of that, my district manager seemed to have an issue with my steel ball necklace and my studded belt. all of this together led to me FIRST being written up, and then ONE TIME after that when i forgot i had my lip ring in.
so now i'm suspended for being written up twice in my probation period all because the district manager has a giant 13" dildo securely lodged in his asshole.
okay now to the real problem.....
its been almost 2 weeks since i've not been working. apparently corporate is conducting some kind of investigation to decide if i can still work there or not. what this investigation can POSSIBLY consist of, is beyond me. but i've been sitting at home, on my ass for these two weeks, hoping to hear something. cause my last paycheck is almost gone and my VERY last paycheck that i get on friday is going to be half of a normal one.
so, i call the corporate office, get transferred to human resources, and i'm ready to break some balls. i talk to this stupid bitch, whom from her voice i could tell probably has no sense of humor whatsoever. she tells me that she will look over my file and have someone call me back by the end of the day.
*CUT TO END OF THE DAY*
NO FUCKING CALL.
so i've called twice today trying to talk to this dumb bitch that i'd talked to before and i get her god damn voicemail both times.
i hate this fucking company and i want to fly to las vegas and kill everyone in that office.
meanwhile, Katie is incredibly good looking.
so basically i work at a pawnshop. and i was put on suspension cause i had a habit of not tucking my shirt in and not taking my lip ring out. on top of that, my district manager seemed to have an issue with my steel ball necklace and my studded belt. all of this together led to me FIRST being written up, and then ONE TIME after that when i forgot i had my lip ring in.
so now i'm suspended for being written up twice in my probation period all because the district manager has a giant 13" dildo securely lodged in his asshole.
okay now to the real problem.....
its been almost 2 weeks since i've not been working. apparently corporate is conducting some kind of investigation to decide if i can still work there or not. what this investigation can POSSIBLY consist of, is beyond me. but i've been sitting at home, on my ass for these two weeks, hoping to hear something. cause my last paycheck is almost gone and my VERY last paycheck that i get on friday is going to be half of a normal one.
so, i call the corporate office, get transferred to human resources, and i'm ready to break some balls. i talk to this stupid bitch, whom from her voice i could tell probably has no sense of humor whatsoever. she tells me that she will look over my file and have someone call me back by the end of the day.
*CUT TO END OF THE DAY*
NO FUCKING CALL.
so i've called twice today trying to talk to this dumb bitch that i'd talked to before and i get her god damn voicemail both times.
i hate this fucking company and i want to fly to las vegas and kill everyone in that office.
meanwhile, Katie is incredibly good looking.
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i'll fly there with you and help you kill for fun.