barbie666

This weekend was great...

Friday night was a get drunk and watch-porn-for-4-hours night, with a awfully hot chick. This girl is a freaking barbie (a little more realistic than my profile). I love being a girl, because you get to sleep in the same bed with other girls, clothing optional.

Saturday night was very fun SGFL party. More fun for me than I think it...
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ok, let's look on the bright side. At least we have 4 more years of funny Bush videos, making up words (and in some cases, not knowing what words mean). I mean really, we really couldn't have taken asking Kerry, "Why the long face" much further.....

Now lets all live in a "peance, freeance" society! Or we can just masturbate.....
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/4-years.html

So I can barely sleep because the big belly dancing show my troupe has been preparing for the last 6 months is coming up tomorrow night (and the fact that I get home from rehersal at 1:30 and have to wake up at 5:45). I am too tired for anything, even to get dressed, to clean, to watch tv, to masturbate. Maybe I should take...
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Little secret of mine.....
I love Prince!
All 7 and we'll watch them fall
They stand in the way of love
And we will smoke them all
With an intellect and a savoir-faire
No one in the whole universe
Will ever compare
I am yours now and u are mine
And together we'll love through
All space and time, so don't cry
One day...
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Went to Halloween Horror Nights again, but this time with just chicks. And yet again, I was one of those annoying girls that screams at everything.


Is anyone else obsessed with people watching? I think it can be considered a hobby of mine by now. Though I swear I am not a creepy old man behind this Barbie mask, I am just a creepy young...
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Halloween Horror Nights turned out good. It was nice meeting everyone and seeing those of you again.

I need to see some nice asses. Feel free to post nice asses in my journal.

And Mr. PaulNikon, I need a new picture of Aria!?!? Come on, keep up with it.

I was watching Full House last night, which is hard enough for me to admit to. But the even bigger problem is. . .I actually liked one of Kimmy Gibbler's outfits.

MissMeow said she would bone me with a huge black strap-on. I prefer hunter green, but either will do.

And after seeing Aiden's set, I have decided I need bigger boobs. Mine just aren't cutting it.

Everytime I read this damn Jenna Jameson book, I get the urge to have some alone time in my bedroom. God, it's a trap! A trap! But a good one. Very motivating.


So who wants to place bets on if Hurricane Frances is going to hit us or not?

Gonzoe says it wont, I say it is going to hit us. Mr.Gonzoe, if...
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We drove up to her house in Sharon's Corvette. As we pulled up outside, we could hear Christmas music, which was weird because Vanessa usually listened to Guns N' Roses. Another odd thing, all the doors we locked, so I had to climb through the open kitchen window.



Her skin was discolored by bruises, which ran up her arms. I couldn't see her neck ,...
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