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The Hobby Lobby War or The Slaying of a Mega Bitch.
By Barbelith Suicide

It was about a week ago when the first shot was fired. I was walking by an eisle beside the Arts and Hobbies chick when I hear her tell a customer " I am a grade school art teacher and I recomend this(what ever product)"

I went on my way and as I returned I tried to joke with her (obviously a mistake) I say pretentiously " I am a elementry art teacher."

Her reply

"Shut up Stupid she is right over there!"

So no one gets away with calling me stupid or telling me to shut up. Let alone both in a single sentence. So I began to plot revenge.

First my manager tells me that I can't block the ramp leading to the loading dock. Which is where the boxes normally go to allow the Arts and Hobby girl to get to her back stock and where she keeps her cart with all her work crap in it. So I blocked the entire area with a six foot wall of boxes.....hehehhehehehhe

Yesterday while I was talking to the managber in the warehouse she came ion and saw the baracade for the first time and tried to pitch a fit but the manager told her that hse shouldn't wory about it and to get back to work since she shouldn't need anything that day anyway.

Today. She comes back to the warehouse while I am working on a compleatly different set of boxes and says. " Barbelith I know I am not your favorate person in the world right now but could you move those boxes out of the way so I can get my cart." To which I replied.

" I have to do these right now then I am going on my break."

She then wanted the other warehouse person to do it when he got in. Little did she know he was my back up and had helped me make the wall in the first place. So I see him in the break room on his way to work and I tell him to start working on opening the boxes to make a path but to refuse to move it all becuse it was more work.

Well by the time that I get back to the ware house they have already had some kind of argument. David ( the other ware house guy) is telling me what happened when she walks in and starts screaming about how we are talking about her and how she needs the boxes moved and needs her crap and gets in my face and proceeds to just scream at me. I tell her in no uncertain terms to get out of my face and stop yelling at me and that we are working on it. Also that if she has a problem with how quickly we are doing it she is welcome to start opening boxes herself. At this point I leave to take some stuff out to the sales floor but when I return she is gone.

I thine hear her page the manager and attempt to tell her to just come get her shit becuse I had climbed over the ba=oxes and was just going to get her out of my hair seeing as how I had acomplished pissing her off and making her make an ass of herself. Shortly there after the manager arrives complaining about her and informs me that she went home and that she was crying( HAHAHAHAHAHHA) this may sound evil but she is the biggest bitch I have ever had the misfortune of having to deal with and I admit I was out to piss her off. The fact that I made her tottally break down was unexpected ...but also highly enjoyable. When I tell him about her and her shut up stupid comment he explains that she is in the middle of a divorce and is touchy around men right now.

So.
1. Just becuse I was born with a cock doesn't give her the right to be a major bitch to me.
2. I don;'t know how long her divorce has been going on but she has been a bitch to ecveryone since I started working there in like february.
3. Not a single person I talked to about this seemed at all upset with what I did. If anything I got more high fives and right ons that anything.

So Barbelith becomes ......Barbelith the Mega Bitch Slayer.




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.......The End.