barbelith

I'm here to tell you about voting. Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks, and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun. And you ain't allowed out until you vote on what you're going to do tonight. You like to put up your feet and watch 'republican party reservation.' They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand new sexual organs that you didn't even know existed. So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as your eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades. That's Voting. You're welcome.


Transmetropalitan