Hi. I'm a "creeper" - apparently.
I always knew I was a creep and a wierdo. Well, at least ever since Thom Yorke told me I was. I really don't know what the hell I'm doing in any given place.
But I digress. I'm on a dating site, and I keep seeing references to "creepers". So I had to look this up to find out what it "really" [haha] means. Apparently it's used to describe wallflowers like me.
I'm sorry, but I"M SHY. I'm going to have to take a few runs at your profile before I can work up the courage to TRY to say something that might stand out from the hundreds of other messages you got today. [Because I'm absolutely certain that any half-way decent looking, averagely well-spoken girl is getting hundreds of new messages a day. I mean, it's easy for girls to get dates right. Sarcasm alert. But seriously, that's how I think about it.]
Not only am I shy online I'm DEATHLY SHY in public.
So first off, I'm not out alone on a Friday night because I WANT TO BE. I called five different people, male and female, and nobody else wanted to do anything. But it's FUCKING FRIDAY NIGHT, and I'm not going to sit at home just because my friends all are in relationships and they just want to snuggle on the couch with their sweetie. Beyond that, I don't have the confidence to approach you. Yes, I think you're pretty. But it's just me here ['cos my friends are lame, as we've established] and you've got this whole group of folks with you. I can't figure out if one of them might be your boyfriend. I'm pretty sure that one of them is your bitchy snarky friend who will shoot me down FOR YOU before you even get a chance to make up your mind, because she's seen me standing over here, trying to work up the nerve to come over, and she's already decided....
I'm a creeper.
I always knew I was a creep and a wierdo. Well, at least ever since Thom Yorke told me I was. I really don't know what the hell I'm doing in any given place.
But I digress. I'm on a dating site, and I keep seeing references to "creepers". So I had to look this up to find out what it "really" [haha] means. Apparently it's used to describe wallflowers like me.
I'm sorry, but I"M SHY. I'm going to have to take a few runs at your profile before I can work up the courage to TRY to say something that might stand out from the hundreds of other messages you got today. [Because I'm absolutely certain that any half-way decent looking, averagely well-spoken girl is getting hundreds of new messages a day. I mean, it's easy for girls to get dates right. Sarcasm alert. But seriously, that's how I think about it.]
Not only am I shy online I'm DEATHLY SHY in public.
So first off, I'm not out alone on a Friday night because I WANT TO BE. I called five different people, male and female, and nobody else wanted to do anything. But it's FUCKING FRIDAY NIGHT, and I'm not going to sit at home just because my friends all are in relationships and they just want to snuggle on the couch with their sweetie. Beyond that, I don't have the confidence to approach you. Yes, I think you're pretty. But it's just me here ['cos my friends are lame, as we've established] and you've got this whole group of folks with you. I can't figure out if one of them might be your boyfriend. I'm pretty sure that one of them is your bitchy snarky friend who will shoot me down FOR YOU before you even get a chance to make up your mind, because she's seen me standing over here, trying to work up the nerve to come over, and she's already decided....
I'm a creeper.