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Presidential Debate Drinking Game:

Take a shot whenever the following words pop up:
-war
-economy
-taxes
-oil
-PLUMBER!

Guaranteed alcohol poisoning.

And why the hell is everybody talking about Sarah Palin? Honestly. Why did anyone even watch the VP debate?
Does anyone remember what the Vice-President's job is? They go to dinners when the Prez can't make it. They talk to the press. They visit foreign countries and schmooze with diplomats. And unless the chief croaks, that's all they'll be doing. So who the fuck cares? We've had Cheney around for damn near a decade, and his only newsworthy accomplishment of note was looking sinister and pumping his hunting buddy full of buckshot. Come on.

Anyway, after watching that, I am ready to hide in the hills and start stockpiling food & arms.
The next four years are not going to be fun.

In other news, college needs to be over. I'd like to have one decent job instead of two shitty ones.
I'm tired of dealing with retarded soccer moms and old people who argue over the price of their stupid fucking groceries, and I'm equally tired of my retarded bosses who can't write a schedule each week without fucking it up.

And since the Sox season is over, the bar is now entirely populated with old men and neighborhood people my parents' age who feel no need to tip me because they've known me for my entire life. Gahhhh.

Poverty sucks.

And, for the record, I hate traffic. But the time spent sitting in my car in a shitty neighborhood for no good reason does allow you folks a rare glimpse at what a stupid-looking person I am.



Haha.