Man I had a fucked up dream last night; I was with my ex-wife, my parents, and my best friend from Okinawa and I was in a play at some church starring as jesus. It's really awkward since I'm atheist and I hate my ex-wife. I bought a suit but they wanted me to wear these white spandex pants that were totally haggard. Anywho, we were supposed to go out last night but Laura's punk ass fell asleep so I ended up going to Wendys for food and passing out on my couch. Maybe tonight will be more productive. I can't wait till spring break is over so everyone will leave, this town is overrun with people.

wasnt that the same day the pope died??.....