- I made the mistake of taking Stacker 2s while consuming copious amounts of alchohol
- The new batteries in my electric toothbrush enabled it to spray toothpaste everywhere
- Some dudes girlfriend dry humped me last night, which is the first action I've had in a while
- I bought cigarettes last night with no intention of smoking them, but did anyway
- My throat hurts today
- Is this the last week of football?
- I need to upload some pics on myspace
- Hope everyone's 06 is better than their 05
- The new batteries in my electric toothbrush enabled it to spray toothpaste everywhere
- Some dudes girlfriend dry humped me last night, which is the first action I've had in a while
- I bought cigarettes last night with no intention of smoking them, but did anyway
- My throat hurts today
- Is this the last week of football?
- I need to upload some pics on myspace
- Hope everyone's 06 is better than their 05