HOLY MOTHER OF BEJEEZUS!!!!!!!! Kenny Chesney married Renee Zelwegger! This isn't how it was supposed to happen! I was going to marry him and have his children! She stole him from me!!!!!!!
Now I'm going to end up having to marry some mediocre guy with pecs that don't remotely compare to his. *sigh*
I will say that she is one lucky bitch though, and her acting doesn't quite suck either. . .
Fooey

Now I'm going to end up having to marry some mediocre guy with pecs that don't remotely compare to his. *sigh*
I will say that she is one lucky bitch though, and her acting doesn't quite suck either. . .


Fooey
