4-24
SO.... Here i am at work, sick and bored.
THOUGHTS/COMMENTS/FACTS FOR TODAY:
-Yes, I'm sick. I went on this field trip on Friday with a bunch of little snot filled-germ infested-outbreak monky's!
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL KIDS!
-So I've been drunk since Wednesday night (when Jess got into town).
Heres how it went:
Matt, Anna, my cousin Neto and I met at this one lounge called Tonic, then met up with Eden and Jessica and went back to the house. Drank Tecate and ate Chips with cream cheese and salsa. Passed out farily early cause i was really tired from work.
On thursday I started drinking at 10am. A little coffee liquor in my morin' cup -a- joe! Took a nap then started drinkin' wine around 2. Meet up with Anna and Jessica went to eat dinner at 6 drank some Wheat Beer. Then Jess and I went to see dillinger4hire at Java Vino took a shot of tequila and had Ty's special "Choco. covered Cherries Martini". Then went to Edens and drank wine,had sex... then went back to our place and drank somemore wine/tecate. My cousin had to carry my little drunk ass into the room.
Friday night after the field trip Jess, Anna and I went to eat...
HAD THE WORST SERVICE EVER!!!!!
Then Jess and I went to Tonic.. then Vinos (An 80's music club) I had fun until some assholes were being fucking pigs with us
...No, and then Jess and I went home to drink some more.. she was already drunk and she gets a call from some guys we met and she invites them over. BAD IDEA. These guys were also fucking pigs. They thought we were hookers or something... they treated us like shit. Well me, cause I wasnt drunk and I wasnt intrested in FUCKING THEM! WTF. I told them i was taken, and yet one still insisted that i wanted his "big fat cock in my throat" YUCK! So it kinda got loud cause you know Celi...
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU MOTHER FUCKEN' COCKY ASS MOTHER FUCKERS CAN LEAVE NOW! NO I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR SORRY EXCUSE FOR A PENIS!
Oh and Last nigt... I cooked for my hookers, we watched "Alfie", drank beers, got high. And passed out around 11pm. Ha! So that was my wild and drunk weekend.
-YAY!!!!! 6 more hours until I go pick up Eden from the airport.
"I miss you my little horn dogger. I am in LA and thinking of you. Wish you were here.....
Eden"
-OMG, I finally heard Edens commercial (the one for his co. that i did the voiceover for)... I sound so funny!!!!!!! I couldnt get over how cheesy my accent sounds.
-Check out my Dedications on MYSPACE
-I think I want to go into the "meat paking" industry....
he-he-he-he
-These days I have been having the strangest urge to pee in the sinks when we go to bars....
-There has been A Diet Coke that one of the salesmen gave me sitting on my desk for almost 2 months now.
-I really miss my mom. She has been in Mexico for a week now.
-pessimistic=Celi... Im not sure why either. I hate that i fall into these spells of wanting to just sleep. To alienate myself from the rest of the world. Anguish lodged inside my mind. It's like god awful nightmares.
"It is cruel to allow a human being to linger for months in the last stages of agony"
-Yes... 4 more hours of work.
-Favorites for this week:
Color: PINK (always pink)
Food: Pesto
Drink: Tecate with lime and salt
Movie: A Bugs Life/Fever Pitch
Song: "Im so lonesome I can cry"-Hank Williams Sr./ "La Vie En Rose"-Louis Armstrong
Book:The "2005 Fuel Economy Guide" <---people always call me at work and ask about the gas mileage
Person:EDEN!!!
Cereal:Vanilla Almond Special K<---which I am eating at this very moment.
Website to look at:
I wish this was my house!
Website to shop at:This place has cool shit
Quote from a movie:"Love can never be betrayed the same way as the sea, a tree or any other mystery. Its the eyes with which we see. Its the sinners its the saints. Its the light inside the pain."-Million Dollar Hotel
Song Lyrics:"Me vs Madonna vs Elvis"-Brand New
with one or two I get used to the room
we go slow when we first make our moves
by five or six bring your wheel to the car
number nine with my head on the bar
its sad, but true
out of cash, and I own you
we got desperate desires and unadmirable plans
my tounge will taste the gin and malicious intent
bring you back to the bar get you out of the cold
a sober straight face gets you out of your clothes
and thier scared, that we know
all the crimes they'll commit
who they'll kiss before they get home
I will lie awake
lie for fun and fake the way I hold you
let you fall for every empty word I say
barely concious in the doorway you stand
your eyes are fighting sleep while your mouth makes you demand
you laugh at every word trying hard to be cute
I almost feel sorry for what i'm gonna do
and your hair smells of smoke
who will cast the first stone
you can sin or spend the night all alone
brass buttons on your coat hold the cold
in the shape of a heart that they cut outa stone
you're using all your looks that you've thrown from the start
if you let me have my way i swear ill tear you apart
`cause it's all, you can be, you're a drunk, and you're scared
it's ladies night, all the girls drink for free
I will lie awake
lie for fun and fake the way I hold you
let you fall for every empty word I say
Yes i know this is a long one, but mind you I sound like an old lady whose been smokin' all her life and has a toad in her throat, so i aint doing much at work.
-Bye-
P.s.
Thanks everyone for your comments. I wish we build a little town and all be neighbors and live happily ever after.
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4-20
-so yah i would tell everyone to go hit the pipe... but I dont condone that type of behavior...... HAHAHAHAHAHA! J/K
-OH GOD.... I THINK I ATE ONE TOO MANY P.B SANDWICHES...
*BURP*
-Last night went well. It's funny to go to NICE FANCY resteraunts... Mind you I went in my work clothes (so I was dressed in a Business Attire) but when i took off my blazer... There was this table of older Professional men that wouldn't stop staring at me... Eden said that they were like "Oh god, look at her.... and im stuck with an old ugly Martha Stewart at home!" <---silly Eden. Oh we had
Well Eden did, I had a Mushroom Tart with Pears
and we also had Caviar, EXPENSIVE wine and a goat cheese platter=$125.00!!!!
I told him I would have been happy with eating at Joe Bobs Chicken Joint. He said "NO! You are my beautiful date for the evening!" hahahahaha.
-Speaking of Eden....
"What would you ask of me
It's yours
To touch you with tenderness
to hear the child in you speak
all of the unspoken words
of clouds and sun behind your eyes
Ask me...
For this constant and unending
yearn for your touch
consumes me every waking hour!
Ask me i say...
And expect me to love you always
long past our togetherness!"
OMG... I'm at work and I just got finished talking to him and I fucking swear....
I get all giddy like a lil' school girl....
EDEN Hey so do you want to just give me a call when your off so I can meet you guys somewhere?
CELI O.K, I'll call you later babe.
And as she hangs up she can hear her little heart go *pitter-patter*
her jaw hurts from smiling... she somehow finds herself in this moment of *AWE*!
"Could it be i'm falling in love with you baby?"
IM SUCH A CORN BALL!!!!
-yayayayayayayayya! Guess who is in town? Our ol' roomie... Jessica!!!!
SAY GOODBYE TO MY LIVER!
-Today is my motha fucking Friday and a 3 day weekend...
REALLY SAY GOODBYE TO MY POOR POOR POOR LIVER
-This is what I have as a background to my MYSPACE page...
this one guy said i was sick... and real sure of myself! I said... FUCK OFF! hehehe... but it is gross! hahaha!
-Last thing before i leave to go get
bashed, befuddled, boozed up, buzzed, canned, crocked, drinking, drunken, flushed, flying, fuddled, gassed, glazed, groggy, hammered, high, hosed, in orbit, inebriated, jolly, jugged, juiced, laced, liquored up, lit, lush, merry, muddled, oiled, on a bun, overcome, pie-eyed, plastered, plowed, potted, seeing double, sloshed, soaked, sotted, soused, stewed, stoned, tanked, tight, tipsy, totaled, wasted or zonked ----yes celi was on thesaurus.reference.com
10 QUESTIONS FOR YOU AND ME:
1. If you could be a main character from a cartoon what would it be and why?
2.Red wine or white?
3.What did you want to be when you grew up?
4.Favorite Emotion?
5.Ever break someones heart?
6.First thing you notice about the opposite sex?
7.How would you like to die?
8.Favorite song of the moment?
9.One thing you hate about people?
10.R U IN LOVE?
Celis Answers:
1.I would have to be either Webbigale from "Ducktales" <---Hello she gets to have a rich uncle.. personal nanny, butler and pilot...
And i'd also like to be Gadget Hackwrench from Chip and Dales Rescue Rangers. Why? The only female Rescue Ranger is a brilliant inventor and created all the teams vehicles. The daughter of one of Monty's old friends, she is more than just a pretty face
2.Oh I'll have both please. <---whatta lush
3.Either A Skyscraper window washer or a Sniper
4.Pee'n <---thats something i feel right? hahahaha
5.Guilty
6.Either eyes or their style of dress
7.Drowning in my own vomit or blood. *YUCK*
8."Bleed for you"-Hidden in plain view
9.Iggnorance
10.My lawyer advised me not to answer this without him being present. :wink:
HAVE A FUCKING WONDERFUL WEEKEND!!!!!
-oh before i leave...
thanks elcaminobill
but now i want one of my own
SO.... Here i am at work, sick and bored.
THOUGHTS/COMMENTS/FACTS FOR TODAY:
-Yes, I'm sick. I went on this field trip on Friday with a bunch of little snot filled-germ infested-outbreak monky's!
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL KIDS!
-So I've been drunk since Wednesday night (when Jess got into town).
Heres how it went:
Matt, Anna, my cousin Neto and I met at this one lounge called Tonic, then met up with Eden and Jessica and went back to the house. Drank Tecate and ate Chips with cream cheese and salsa. Passed out farily early cause i was really tired from work.
On thursday I started drinking at 10am. A little coffee liquor in my morin' cup -a- joe! Took a nap then started drinkin' wine around 2. Meet up with Anna and Jessica went to eat dinner at 6 drank some Wheat Beer. Then Jess and I went to see dillinger4hire at Java Vino took a shot of tequila and had Ty's special "Choco. covered Cherries Martini". Then went to Edens and drank wine,had sex... then went back to our place and drank somemore wine/tecate. My cousin had to carry my little drunk ass into the room.
Friday night after the field trip Jess, Anna and I went to eat...
HAD THE WORST SERVICE EVER!!!!!
Then Jess and I went to Tonic.. then Vinos (An 80's music club) I had fun until some assholes were being fucking pigs with us
...No, and then Jess and I went home to drink some more.. she was already drunk and she gets a call from some guys we met and she invites them over. BAD IDEA. These guys were also fucking pigs. They thought we were hookers or something... they treated us like shit. Well me, cause I wasnt drunk and I wasnt intrested in FUCKING THEM! WTF. I told them i was taken, and yet one still insisted that i wanted his "big fat cock in my throat" YUCK! So it kinda got loud cause you know Celi...
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU MOTHER FUCKEN' COCKY ASS MOTHER FUCKERS CAN LEAVE NOW! NO I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR SORRY EXCUSE FOR A PENIS!
Oh and Last nigt... I cooked for my hookers, we watched "Alfie", drank beers, got high. And passed out around 11pm. Ha! So that was my wild and drunk weekend.
-YAY!!!!! 6 more hours until I go pick up Eden from the airport.
"I miss you my little horn dogger. I am in LA and thinking of you. Wish you were here.....
Eden"
-OMG, I finally heard Edens commercial (the one for his co. that i did the voiceover for)... I sound so funny!!!!!!! I couldnt get over how cheesy my accent sounds.
-Check out my Dedications on MYSPACE
-I think I want to go into the "meat paking" industry....
he-he-he-he
-These days I have been having the strangest urge to pee in the sinks when we go to bars....
-There has been A Diet Coke that one of the salesmen gave me sitting on my desk for almost 2 months now.
-I really miss my mom. She has been in Mexico for a week now.
-pessimistic=Celi... Im not sure why either. I hate that i fall into these spells of wanting to just sleep. To alienate myself from the rest of the world. Anguish lodged inside my mind. It's like god awful nightmares.
"It is cruel to allow a human being to linger for months in the last stages of agony"
-Yes... 4 more hours of work.
-Favorites for this week:
Color: PINK (always pink)
Food: Pesto
Drink: Tecate with lime and salt
Movie: A Bugs Life/Fever Pitch
Song: "Im so lonesome I can cry"-Hank Williams Sr./ "La Vie En Rose"-Louis Armstrong
Book:The "2005 Fuel Economy Guide"
<---people always call me at work and ask about the gas mileage
Person:EDEN!!!
Cereal:Vanilla Almond Special K<---which I am eating at this very moment.
Website to look at:
I wish this was my house!
Website to shop at:This place has cool shit
Quote from a movie:"Love can never be betrayed the same way as the sea, a tree or any other mystery. Its the eyes with which we see. Its the sinners its the saints. Its the light inside the pain."-Million Dollar Hotel
Song Lyrics:"Me vs Madonna vs Elvis"-Brand New
with one or two I get used to the room
we go slow when we first make our moves
by five or six bring your wheel to the car
number nine with my head on the bar
its sad, but true
out of cash, and I own you
we got desperate desires and unadmirable plans
my tounge will taste the gin and malicious intent
bring you back to the bar get you out of the cold
a sober straight face gets you out of your clothes
and thier scared, that we know
all the crimes they'll commit
who they'll kiss before they get home
I will lie awake
lie for fun and fake the way I hold you
let you fall for every empty word I say
barely concious in the doorway you stand
your eyes are fighting sleep while your mouth makes you demand
you laugh at every word trying hard to be cute
I almost feel sorry for what i'm gonna do
and your hair smells of smoke
who will cast the first stone
you can sin or spend the night all alone
brass buttons on your coat hold the cold
in the shape of a heart that they cut outa stone
you're using all your looks that you've thrown from the start
if you let me have my way i swear ill tear you apart
`cause it's all, you can be, you're a drunk, and you're scared
it's ladies night, all the girls drink for free
I will lie awake
lie for fun and fake the way I hold you
let you fall for every empty word I say
Yes i know this is a long one, but mind you I sound like an old lady whose been smokin' all her life and has a toad in her throat, so i aint doing much at work.
-Bye-
P.s.
Thanks everyone for your comments. I wish we build a little town and all be neighbors and live happily ever after.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
4-20
-so yah i would tell everyone to go hit the pipe... but I dont condone that type of behavior...... HAHAHAHAHAHA! J/K
-OH GOD.... I THINK I ATE ONE TOO MANY P.B SANDWICHES...
*BURP*
-Last night went well. It's funny to go to NICE FANCY resteraunts... Mind you I went in my work clothes (so I was dressed in a Business Attire) but when i took off my blazer... There was this table of older Professional men that wouldn't stop staring at me... Eden said that they were like "Oh god, look at her.... and im stuck with an old ugly Martha Stewart at home!" <---silly Eden. Oh we had
Well Eden did, I had a Mushroom Tart with Pears
and we also had Caviar, EXPENSIVE wine and a goat cheese platter=$125.00!!!!
I told him I would have been happy with eating at Joe Bobs Chicken Joint. He said "NO! You are my beautiful date for the evening!" hahahahaha.
-Speaking of Eden....
"What would you ask of me
It's yours
To touch you with tenderness
to hear the child in you speak
all of the unspoken words
of clouds and sun behind your eyes
Ask me...
For this constant and unending
yearn for your touch
consumes me every waking hour!
Ask me i say...
And expect me to love you always
long past our togetherness!"
OMG... I'm at work and I just got finished talking to him and I fucking swear....
I get all giddy like a lil' school girl....
EDEN Hey so do you want to just give me a call when your off so I can meet you guys somewhere?
CELI O.K, I'll call you later babe.
And as she hangs up she can hear her little heart go *pitter-patter*
her jaw hurts from smiling... she somehow finds herself in this moment of *AWE*!
"Could it be i'm falling in love with you baby?"
IM SUCH A CORN BALL!!!!
-yayayayayayayayya! Guess who is in town? Our ol' roomie... Jessica!!!!
SAY GOODBYE TO MY LIVER!
-Today is my motha fucking Friday and a 3 day weekend...
REALLY SAY GOODBYE TO MY POOR POOR POOR LIVER
-This is what I have as a background to my MYSPACE page...
this one guy said i was sick... and real sure of myself! I said... FUCK OFF! hehehe... but it is gross! hahaha!
-Last thing before i leave to go get
bashed, befuddled, boozed up, buzzed, canned, crocked, drinking, drunken, flushed, flying, fuddled, gassed, glazed, groggy, hammered, high, hosed, in orbit, inebriated, jolly, jugged, juiced, laced, liquored up, lit, lush, merry, muddled, oiled, on a bun, overcome, pie-eyed, plastered, plowed, potted, seeing double, sloshed, soaked, sotted, soused, stewed, stoned, tanked, tight, tipsy, totaled, wasted or zonked ----yes celi was on thesaurus.reference.com
10 QUESTIONS FOR YOU AND ME:
1. If you could be a main character from a cartoon what would it be and why?
2.Red wine or white?
3.What did you want to be when you grew up?
4.Favorite Emotion?
5.Ever break someones heart?
6.First thing you notice about the opposite sex?
7.How would you like to die?
8.Favorite song of the moment?
9.One thing you hate about people?
10.R U IN LOVE?
Celis Answers:
1.I would have to be either Webbigale from "Ducktales" <---Hello she gets to have a rich uncle.. personal nanny, butler and pilot...
And i'd also like to be Gadget Hackwrench from Chip and Dales Rescue Rangers. Why? The only female Rescue Ranger is a brilliant inventor and created all the teams vehicles. The daughter of one of Monty's old friends, she is more than just a pretty face
2.Oh I'll have both please.
<---whatta lush
3.Either A Skyscraper window washer or a Sniper
4.Pee'n <---thats something i feel right? hahahaha
5.Guilty
6.Either eyes or their style of dress
7.Drowning in my own vomit or blood. *YUCK*
8."Bleed for you"-Hidden in plain view
9.Iggnorance
10.My lawyer advised me not to answer this without him being present. :wink:
HAVE A FUCKING WONDERFUL WEEKEND!!!!!
-oh before i leave...
thanks elcaminobill
but now i want one of my own
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
dx927:
I always wondered if Gadget was the daughter of that inventor mouse from the Great Mouse Detective. It sorta would make sense when you think about it.
thebing:
is Reno close to Las Vegas?