Starting to wonder when I renewed my account. I'm STILL a bit surprised that I'm still on here. I hadn't realized that it's been since last month that I typed one of these.
Apparently, last time, my blog was on the Front Page... kind of sort of.

As the countdown for the government shutdown is on, with an hour left... I don't know, not much has happened since then. I have a feeling that this one is probably going to be shorter than the others I usually do... in addition to just being mostly photos.
So, the new season of shows has started... sans two of the most funny shows I've ever seen, Don't Trust The B---- In Apt 23 and Happy Endings. I was reading somewhere a few weeks ago, that something like 115 shows were done for this season. Including Dexter, which cashed out after eight seasons. Kind of bummed about all of that.
Speaking of fun TV things... a few days ago, I was watching Back To The Future and after all these years, something hit me:

Only for THIS to happen last night:
On the season premiere of Family Guy last night... long story short, they stole my joke. Dicks.
I was doing laundry a couple weeks ago and started watching an episode of Full House. Has anyone else ever noticed how nauseatingly understanding everyone is on that show? Nobody raises their voices, the girls never storm off... everything always gets tied up in this nice neat pretty little bow. Jaja, I remember as a kid when I'd watch it and the dad would go on to one of his "Now DJ, you're only 16, although I'm only just a little disappointed in you, there's a time and a place for orgies... that's college. So until then, please try to keep it out of your ass. Just remember, dad loves you." As I sat there with a fat bloody lip (for disputing that I WASN'T in fact a useless stupid piece of shit) thinking that "It must be so nice... setting unrealistic expectations. Fucking California dads."
Something else I couldn't help but to notice is how some of the more "Classic" SGs are making the Front Page again. Like Bully has been on there like twice in the last month or so. I mean... that's pretty cool. Something else I've noticed set-wise on the site, is that there's a growing disconnect from the set name and it's content... Like they're just naming the sets at random or something. Not so cool.
A few weeks ago, I was in the studio doing some tracking with a guitar.


It's funny, even people that have gone on and on about how I should cut my hair and clean up my appearance by stopping the tattoos, have gone gone on to say how great I look in these photos. Yep, you got it people... that's EXACTLY how guitars work.
Speaking of tattoos... I did a session for three days in a row, like a champ! My tattooist wants to wrap up my backpiece. I don't blame him, as I paid for it in full quite a while ago and in a business perspective, the more time that I'm in his chair, the less money he's getting from someone that's paying. Though, he is a professional and we're actually pretty cool with each other. I have over 31 hours of actual needle in skin time on this piece. He says that we have two hours left, only touch-ups and then he has to fill in the Han. I'll have to get some photos of it. After three years, I'm actually a little sad to be this close to the end. It's given him and I a lot of time to get to know each other. Besides, I'm going to miss having regular visits to his studio. Meh, there's always my right sleeve and we have some pieces on it done already, but I'm hopefully leaving to live in South America shortly after the first of the year and it'll be unfinished by then. Sometimes it stings a little having an artist that books up three months ahead of time.
Friday the 13th came and went... nothing happened. Kind of disappointed about that. Usually, on account of how "Bleh" my days are, Friday the 13th is usually a rather good day for me. Though, not this one. Booo...!
Something that's come to my attention is that apparently there's a drug from Russia called Krokodil. It's essentially Codeine cooked up with gas or oil and quite popular as it's less expensive than Heroin. Apparently is has VERY bad consequences to prolonged use. Namely that the addiction to it will kill someone in two to three years and those that make it out before then... well, just look it up on Google, I'll not gross you out on here. K-R-O-K-O-D-I-L. So the police did this bust and found a shit ton of it... in Arizona. So, once again, America: the world's landfill.
Speaking of America, some fun things that you'll probably only see here:





I don't have a photo of it, but a friend of mine was updating her Facebook Status... WHILE she is in Labor! Come on! Are we as a society so hinged upon social media as our perspective of reality, that a woman feels compelled to partake in it when there's something EXTREMELY more important going on? What's next, is some NFL Quarterback going to Tweet "Getting off the bench now... gonna go throw the Super Bowl winning pass! #Go Browns" It's ridiculous...
I was having dinner with a pretty famous photographer when he and I pretty much put this guy down
(We're adults, yea? I'll be honest, it was mostly me...)
When I'd said something that was kind of controversial. Earlier he and I were talking about these vegans that turn vegan, then sit there and preach to you that the burger you're eating had a name and a face, that eating meat is murder blah blah blah... or scrutinizing you for your belt. Despite that they themselves were partaking in all of that not but three days ago before they turned vegan. Anyhow, it's always funny to me, as THOSE people are usually the ones that turn back to eating meat and such a few months later. Namely that being vegan is just some kind of trend to them. Ok, so we're at the table later on with his wife and my friend, when we got onto the subject of gay marriage becoming legal and such. Personally, this is probably going to piss some people off, but at least finish reading it before sending me hate mail. The thing about gay marriage for me is this, if gay people want to get married, hey, that's great, why should straight people be the only ones to suffer? If someone wants to be gay, that's cool too. However, what gets me, are these people that once they "Come out of the closet" they go on and on like those vegan snobs do, preaching about how they're born that way, that being gay isn't a choice, it's so hard being gay in America, anything to do with theopposite sex just disgusts them, on and on. THESE people annoy the shit out of me, because it's ALWAYS these people that end up being married (if not as well as knocked up) to someone of the opposite sex within 18 months of "Coming out" and going on about how they've never been happier. If someone's gay, that's great, be gay... but I feel as though these people dilute any struggle that someone that is actually gay goes through. I mean, if they're just having a bisexual phase, that's cool, but call it what it is. Don't have a fling or two with someone of the same sex and tgeb tell me about your difficult plight as a gay person. You don't voluntarily move to Russia and bitch about the cold. They CHOOSE to be on the outside, therefore, they have no reason to bitch. That would honestly be the same as someone with facial tattoos complaining about how they can't get jobs because everyone thinks they're criminals. I don't want to hear it! So, I made the comment that "Honestly, all it seems, is that being gay is the new black." Of course referring to the fashion term that "X color is the new black" though... my friend looks at me and says "How could you even fucking say that, sitting here at a table with two African Americans??? You're a racist!" Admittedly, this threw me off a little as I had NO idea as to what she was talking about. Then I got it and had to explain it to her. The photographer and his wife were laughing about the misunderstanding but my response was "What??? No, like the fashion term 'Orange is the new black' You're a former model agent and you've NEVER heard that term? THAT'S where your head goes first? I think YOU'RE the racist... what the hell is wrong with you?"
Which kind of ties in to a couple other incidents, one of which, I was walking around downtown on a hot day, down High Street while looking for Spring. Anyhow I come to a streetlight stop but couldn't find any street signs and made the exclamation that "Aw man.. this is fucking gay, isn't it?" This guy on the corner turns to me and says "You know, that's really messed up. How dare you!" Then goes on to give me the speech and lecture about calling something bad "gay" like he's Hilary Duff or something. To which I have to counter with "Yea, that's great... but this IS Gay Street... is it NOT? Is this, or is this not Gay Street? I'm looking for Spring." "Oh yea, it's about another block or so up..." Seriously???
The second one, is that it's actually been rather hot as of late, but one day when it was a bit chilly early in the day, but then got hot, I was on a street corner waiting to cross with a bunch of people when I notice this girl in front of me, but to the side a little. I break the ice with "Man, I bet YOU'RE glad for the weather right now." Only to be met with "Why, because I'm 'Arab???' That I should be used to it? You know, I haven't even been over there!" Of course, everyone and their mom is looking at me as I replied "Ummmm no... because you're the only one on this street corner wearing shorts. You obviously planned ahead because everyone else is standing here while sweating balls!" The point of these? Stop being so damn sensitive America!
Went to a friend's birthday party, that was pretty fun.

My impression of MC Shlammered while there:


Got some cooking done again


That one was some Vegan chorizo, mixed with black beans, diced tomatoes, chopped peppers, onions... then some shells and "cheese." I actually mixed it all together and honestly, it was filling as hell. I only had two bowls before I was done.
I thought I'd be smart and look up to see if there was ANY news on a new album by AFI any time soon, as their album should have come out last year, but nope, no news... until this month. Not only do they have a new album coming out Octobre 22,
But they're on tour as well!

My friend Eliza and I drove all the way to Cleveland, OH to see this show, which is about two hours or more away. Along the way, I was kind of experimenting with some of the settings on my camera, checking it out



























Then the concert itself:















I actually took about 500 photos of this concert, but most of them were all toast, due to blurring and the smoke. I will admit, when I saw them four years ago, two weeks after Crash Love came out, it was a good show, but they were only on stage for 50 minutes That was pretty much my only complaint as they have at least six albums in which they could just throw titles into a hat and pull them out, with everyone in the room singing along. This show... this is the show I thought I'd see They were actually on stage for almost an hour and a half and it seemed like they were actually enjoying themselves, which I believe goes a LONG way in a performance. It was such a great show. Usually they start out with whatever the intro song to the album was, but being as though their album isn't out yet, they started the sirens at the beginning of I Hope You Suffer... which made sense, but then Jade (The guitarist) got up and started tapping out the intro to The Leaving Song pt II... which was a fantastic kickoff to a phenomenal show. My friend's regular hearing didn't come back until four days later.
I'd have waited until after this Friday to type this out, as this Friday is the 30 Seconds To Mars concert and I thought it'd be cool to have those photos as well. Alas, I don't know if I'll still be on here until after then, so we'll see. It's funny, AFI was in Cleveland two weeks ago, or I could have seen them in Cincinnati on the 15th of Octobre... but that's when Black Veil Brides/Bullet For My Valentine is going to be in town. Ehhhh... ehhhh... what to do? So, I opted to do both. Good way to start off Rocktobre. Also, I'm tempted to go to Cincinnati to see the SuicideGirls Burlesque show... some people were trying to get some other people from the site to go with them, to make things easier as far as traveling. If I'm going, I'd be totally down for that.
A few days ago, I was down at the Scioto river...

Then onto Easton...


and finally to Cantina, looking outside...

While listening to
Here's a fun photo...

Seriously, give it a try. It's pretty interesting.
Some photos of me from last week, on different nights when I should have been in bed, trying to sleep.



This last one is what my hair looks like when I exit the shower and NOT doing anything with it. Via the way of serum, blowdrying or flatironing...
So... my "semi-retirement" is going interesting. I would say retirement, as I've had a long a rather varied career in hooking up with women, though I have this complex that because I have actual deep feelings for someone, that I feel like a complete sleaze for going around with other women. Does it make sense? Probably not, especially considering that the person that I have those feelings for pretty much doesn't know that I exist... or chooses to not acknowledge it for that matter. I can't help what I feel though, believe me, if I could snap my fingers and it be gone, I'd have done it a while ago. Seriously, I get to the point in which like halfway through, I'll just start feeling like "This isn't what I want..." and then leave. However, I feel like Dante from Devil May Cry, I still come out for "special" occasions. So it's "semi-retirement." Case in point, I'm out to dinner with a young lady when she confesses to me that at the age of 25, she'd never had an orgasm before. I asked if it was like some kind of mental block or if it was just lack of enthusiasm on the guys' parts. She said it was the latter. Nevertheless... the truth to that confession only lasted about another two hours after that. Don't get me wrong, she made me WORK for it. I'm thinking that it WAS a mental block on her part.... my arm felt like I'd taken six hours to stroke one out or something. Another girl wants me to be her "first" and I'm kind of torn on it. On one hand, I want to give her a great experience to help her adapt to doing it, as I hear from a lot of women that their first time always sucks. Although, on the other hand, being someone's first is a considerably heavy thing to be weighing into.
In regards to my semi-retirement, some funny things happened last week. One woman calls me at 4:30AM and proceeds to ensue as such:
Her: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Me: "Lying down, trying to sleep..."
Her: "Oh really? Are you naked?"
Me: "I don't know, maybe..."
Her: "Well, I've had a lot to drink... why don't you come over here and lie down maybe naked with me?"
Me: "I'm tired... probably not in the best shape to drive."
Her: "Oh come on..."
Me: "Yea, it's probably not a good idea tonight."
Her: "What the fuck??? You know what, just lose my fucking number and never call me back! Dnnnnnnnnnnn..."
Then about four and a half hours later, something that's never happened to me before, I get a call from someone else:
Her: Hey, what are you doing?"
Me: "Sleeping. What time is it?"
Her: "I don't know, like 9:30... You know what I think?"
Me: "That it's too early to be calling me."
Her: "No... I think you should come over here and fuck me."
Me: "Seriously? I'm sleeping right now... who the hell makes booty calls at 9:30 in the morning...?"
Her: "I do... I woke up and was really horny... come on...!"
Long story short, I ended up having to turn her down as well. I had to meet my parents in a couple hours and I still needed a shower. Although I suppose that's one new thing I can spin up to my wall, getting a call like that so early in the morning.
Then, a couple days ago, the woman from the first call calls me back, about three days after her late night request.
Her: "Hey, why haven't you called me?"
Me: "Because you said to lose your number..."
Her: "Yea... so why haven't you called me?"
Me: "Be-cause... you said to LOSE your number... that's usually a pret-ty good indication that you didn't want me to call or text you. In addition to you blocking me on Facebook."
Her: "Yea, but you could have tried to call me..."
Me: "You're kidding, right?"
What this phenomenon is... is called... well, I'm not really sure if it's called anything, but basically it boils down to this: She got pissed and cut me out, thinking that she'd get the absolute last word in, when I called her to apologize or try to make it up to her or something like that the next day. Damn near 100% of the time, if a guy does that, she'll tell him off like "What the hell is wrong with you??? What part of 'lose my fucking number' do you not understand? Fucking creeper... stalk much?" Something to that effect. However, being as though I showed no attempt whatsoever to acknowledge her after that, as per her request, it shows that I have options and that she isn't the end all be all, so she feels compelled to reassert herself as a fixture in my life... then maybe one day try it again. My point is, that why can't two people just be? Why do things of this nature have to be a constant power struggle or a fury of one-up-manships? It's just irritating sometimes, as if people just SAID what they wanted, then perhaps they may actually get it, instead of trying to coerce or manipulate it out of someone.
One of the good things to come out of these dealings with such people, is that I might be getting THIS foxy little lady

Her name is Prada and she's three years old. Now, anybody that knows me, knows that there are three things that I avoid like the fucking plague.... marriage, kids and pets, specifically cats or dogs. Although, I always did want a Shiba Inu and she actually looks like a fox... how could I NOT want her? Although, I AM a little worried as I have the move soon, but she's soooooo cute and rambunctious.
Well, I think this one about wraps it up.
My advice:
If you ever find yourself traveling back in time and you see a caveman traveling forward in time... don't look him in the eyes.
Apparently, last time, my blog was on the Front Page... kind of sort of.

As the countdown for the government shutdown is on, with an hour left... I don't know, not much has happened since then. I have a feeling that this one is probably going to be shorter than the others I usually do... in addition to just being mostly photos.
So, the new season of shows has started... sans two of the most funny shows I've ever seen, Don't Trust The B---- In Apt 23 and Happy Endings. I was reading somewhere a few weeks ago, that something like 115 shows were done for this season. Including Dexter, which cashed out after eight seasons. Kind of bummed about all of that.
Speaking of fun TV things... a few days ago, I was watching Back To The Future and after all these years, something hit me:

Only for THIS to happen last night:
On the season premiere of Family Guy last night... long story short, they stole my joke. Dicks.
I was doing laundry a couple weeks ago and started watching an episode of Full House. Has anyone else ever noticed how nauseatingly understanding everyone is on that show? Nobody raises their voices, the girls never storm off... everything always gets tied up in this nice neat pretty little bow. Jaja, I remember as a kid when I'd watch it and the dad would go on to one of his "Now DJ, you're only 16, although I'm only just a little disappointed in you, there's a time and a place for orgies... that's college. So until then, please try to keep it out of your ass. Just remember, dad loves you." As I sat there with a fat bloody lip (for disputing that I WASN'T in fact a useless stupid piece of shit) thinking that "It must be so nice... setting unrealistic expectations. Fucking California dads."
Something else I couldn't help but to notice is how some of the more "Classic" SGs are making the Front Page again. Like Bully has been on there like twice in the last month or so. I mean... that's pretty cool. Something else I've noticed set-wise on the site, is that there's a growing disconnect from the set name and it's content... Like they're just naming the sets at random or something. Not so cool.
A few weeks ago, I was in the studio doing some tracking with a guitar.


It's funny, even people that have gone on and on about how I should cut my hair and clean up my appearance by stopping the tattoos, have gone gone on to say how great I look in these photos. Yep, you got it people... that's EXACTLY how guitars work.
Speaking of tattoos... I did a session for three days in a row, like a champ! My tattooist wants to wrap up my backpiece. I don't blame him, as I paid for it in full quite a while ago and in a business perspective, the more time that I'm in his chair, the less money he's getting from someone that's paying. Though, he is a professional and we're actually pretty cool with each other. I have over 31 hours of actual needle in skin time on this piece. He says that we have two hours left, only touch-ups and then he has to fill in the Han. I'll have to get some photos of it. After three years, I'm actually a little sad to be this close to the end. It's given him and I a lot of time to get to know each other. Besides, I'm going to miss having regular visits to his studio. Meh, there's always my right sleeve and we have some pieces on it done already, but I'm hopefully leaving to live in South America shortly after the first of the year and it'll be unfinished by then. Sometimes it stings a little having an artist that books up three months ahead of time.
Friday the 13th came and went... nothing happened. Kind of disappointed about that. Usually, on account of how "Bleh" my days are, Friday the 13th is usually a rather good day for me. Though, not this one. Booo...!
Something that's come to my attention is that apparently there's a drug from Russia called Krokodil. It's essentially Codeine cooked up with gas or oil and quite popular as it's less expensive than Heroin. Apparently is has VERY bad consequences to prolonged use. Namely that the addiction to it will kill someone in two to three years and those that make it out before then... well, just look it up on Google, I'll not gross you out on here. K-R-O-K-O-D-I-L. So the police did this bust and found a shit ton of it... in Arizona. So, once again, America: the world's landfill.
Speaking of America, some fun things that you'll probably only see here:





I don't have a photo of it, but a friend of mine was updating her Facebook Status... WHILE she is in Labor! Come on! Are we as a society so hinged upon social media as our perspective of reality, that a woman feels compelled to partake in it when there's something EXTREMELY more important going on? What's next, is some NFL Quarterback going to Tweet "Getting off the bench now... gonna go throw the Super Bowl winning pass! #Go Browns" It's ridiculous...
I was having dinner with a pretty famous photographer when he and I pretty much put this guy down

When I'd said something that was kind of controversial. Earlier he and I were talking about these vegans that turn vegan, then sit there and preach to you that the burger you're eating had a name and a face, that eating meat is murder blah blah blah... or scrutinizing you for your belt. Despite that they themselves were partaking in all of that not but three days ago before they turned vegan. Anyhow, it's always funny to me, as THOSE people are usually the ones that turn back to eating meat and such a few months later. Namely that being vegan is just some kind of trend to them. Ok, so we're at the table later on with his wife and my friend, when we got onto the subject of gay marriage becoming legal and such. Personally, this is probably going to piss some people off, but at least finish reading it before sending me hate mail. The thing about gay marriage for me is this, if gay people want to get married, hey, that's great, why should straight people be the only ones to suffer? If someone wants to be gay, that's cool too. However, what gets me, are these people that once they "Come out of the closet" they go on and on like those vegan snobs do, preaching about how they're born that way, that being gay isn't a choice, it's so hard being gay in America, anything to do with theopposite sex just disgusts them, on and on. THESE people annoy the shit out of me, because it's ALWAYS these people that end up being married (if not as well as knocked up) to someone of the opposite sex within 18 months of "Coming out" and going on about how they've never been happier. If someone's gay, that's great, be gay... but I feel as though these people dilute any struggle that someone that is actually gay goes through. I mean, if they're just having a bisexual phase, that's cool, but call it what it is. Don't have a fling or two with someone of the same sex and tgeb tell me about your difficult plight as a gay person. You don't voluntarily move to Russia and bitch about the cold. They CHOOSE to be on the outside, therefore, they have no reason to bitch. That would honestly be the same as someone with facial tattoos complaining about how they can't get jobs because everyone thinks they're criminals. I don't want to hear it! So, I made the comment that "Honestly, all it seems, is that being gay is the new black." Of course referring to the fashion term that "X color is the new black" though... my friend looks at me and says "How could you even fucking say that, sitting here at a table with two African Americans??? You're a racist!" Admittedly, this threw me off a little as I had NO idea as to what she was talking about. Then I got it and had to explain it to her. The photographer and his wife were laughing about the misunderstanding but my response was "What??? No, like the fashion term 'Orange is the new black' You're a former model agent and you've NEVER heard that term? THAT'S where your head goes first? I think YOU'RE the racist... what the hell is wrong with you?"
Which kind of ties in to a couple other incidents, one of which, I was walking around downtown on a hot day, down High Street while looking for Spring. Anyhow I come to a streetlight stop but couldn't find any street signs and made the exclamation that "Aw man.. this is fucking gay, isn't it?" This guy on the corner turns to me and says "You know, that's really messed up. How dare you!" Then goes on to give me the speech and lecture about calling something bad "gay" like he's Hilary Duff or something. To which I have to counter with "Yea, that's great... but this IS Gay Street... is it NOT? Is this, or is this not Gay Street? I'm looking for Spring." "Oh yea, it's about another block or so up..." Seriously???
The second one, is that it's actually been rather hot as of late, but one day when it was a bit chilly early in the day, but then got hot, I was on a street corner waiting to cross with a bunch of people when I notice this girl in front of me, but to the side a little. I break the ice with "Man, I bet YOU'RE glad for the weather right now." Only to be met with "Why, because I'm 'Arab???' That I should be used to it? You know, I haven't even been over there!" Of course, everyone and their mom is looking at me as I replied "Ummmm no... because you're the only one on this street corner wearing shorts. You obviously planned ahead because everyone else is standing here while sweating balls!" The point of these? Stop being so damn sensitive America!
Went to a friend's birthday party, that was pretty fun.

My impression of MC Shlammered while there:


Got some cooking done again


That one was some Vegan chorizo, mixed with black beans, diced tomatoes, chopped peppers, onions... then some shells and "cheese." I actually mixed it all together and honestly, it was filling as hell. I only had two bowls before I was done.
I thought I'd be smart and look up to see if there was ANY news on a new album by AFI any time soon, as their album should have come out last year, but nope, no news... until this month. Not only do they have a new album coming out Octobre 22,
But they're on tour as well!

My friend Eliza and I drove all the way to Cleveland, OH to see this show, which is about two hours or more away. Along the way, I was kind of experimenting with some of the settings on my camera, checking it out



























Then the concert itself:















I actually took about 500 photos of this concert, but most of them were all toast, due to blurring and the smoke. I will admit, when I saw them four years ago, two weeks after Crash Love came out, it was a good show, but they were only on stage for 50 minutes That was pretty much my only complaint as they have at least six albums in which they could just throw titles into a hat and pull them out, with everyone in the room singing along. This show... this is the show I thought I'd see They were actually on stage for almost an hour and a half and it seemed like they were actually enjoying themselves, which I believe goes a LONG way in a performance. It was such a great show. Usually they start out with whatever the intro song to the album was, but being as though their album isn't out yet, they started the sirens at the beginning of I Hope You Suffer... which made sense, but then Jade (The guitarist) got up and started tapping out the intro to The Leaving Song pt II... which was a fantastic kickoff to a phenomenal show. My friend's regular hearing didn't come back until four days later.
I'd have waited until after this Friday to type this out, as this Friday is the 30 Seconds To Mars concert and I thought it'd be cool to have those photos as well. Alas, I don't know if I'll still be on here until after then, so we'll see. It's funny, AFI was in Cleveland two weeks ago, or I could have seen them in Cincinnati on the 15th of Octobre... but that's when Black Veil Brides/Bullet For My Valentine is going to be in town. Ehhhh... ehhhh... what to do? So, I opted to do both. Good way to start off Rocktobre. Also, I'm tempted to go to Cincinnati to see the SuicideGirls Burlesque show... some people were trying to get some other people from the site to go with them, to make things easier as far as traveling. If I'm going, I'd be totally down for that.
A few days ago, I was down at the Scioto river...

Then onto Easton...


and finally to Cantina, looking outside...

While listening to
Here's a fun photo...

Seriously, give it a try. It's pretty interesting.
Some photos of me from last week, on different nights when I should have been in bed, trying to sleep.



This last one is what my hair looks like when I exit the shower and NOT doing anything with it. Via the way of serum, blowdrying or flatironing...
So... my "semi-retirement" is going interesting. I would say retirement, as I've had a long a rather varied career in hooking up with women, though I have this complex that because I have actual deep feelings for someone, that I feel like a complete sleaze for going around with other women. Does it make sense? Probably not, especially considering that the person that I have those feelings for pretty much doesn't know that I exist... or chooses to not acknowledge it for that matter. I can't help what I feel though, believe me, if I could snap my fingers and it be gone, I'd have done it a while ago. Seriously, I get to the point in which like halfway through, I'll just start feeling like "This isn't what I want..." and then leave. However, I feel like Dante from Devil May Cry, I still come out for "special" occasions. So it's "semi-retirement." Case in point, I'm out to dinner with a young lady when she confesses to me that at the age of 25, she'd never had an orgasm before. I asked if it was like some kind of mental block or if it was just lack of enthusiasm on the guys' parts. She said it was the latter. Nevertheless... the truth to that confession only lasted about another two hours after that. Don't get me wrong, she made me WORK for it. I'm thinking that it WAS a mental block on her part.... my arm felt like I'd taken six hours to stroke one out or something. Another girl wants me to be her "first" and I'm kind of torn on it. On one hand, I want to give her a great experience to help her adapt to doing it, as I hear from a lot of women that their first time always sucks. Although, on the other hand, being someone's first is a considerably heavy thing to be weighing into.
In regards to my semi-retirement, some funny things happened last week. One woman calls me at 4:30AM and proceeds to ensue as such:
Her: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Me: "Lying down, trying to sleep..."
Her: "Oh really? Are you naked?"
Me: "I don't know, maybe..."
Her: "Well, I've had a lot to drink... why don't you come over here and lie down maybe naked with me?"
Me: "I'm tired... probably not in the best shape to drive."
Her: "Oh come on..."
Me: "Yea, it's probably not a good idea tonight."
Her: "What the fuck??? You know what, just lose my fucking number and never call me back! Dnnnnnnnnnnn..."
Then about four and a half hours later, something that's never happened to me before, I get a call from someone else:
Her: Hey, what are you doing?"
Me: "Sleeping. What time is it?"
Her: "I don't know, like 9:30... You know what I think?"
Me: "That it's too early to be calling me."
Her: "No... I think you should come over here and fuck me."
Me: "Seriously? I'm sleeping right now... who the hell makes booty calls at 9:30 in the morning...?"
Her: "I do... I woke up and was really horny... come on...!"
Long story short, I ended up having to turn her down as well. I had to meet my parents in a couple hours and I still needed a shower. Although I suppose that's one new thing I can spin up to my wall, getting a call like that so early in the morning.
Then, a couple days ago, the woman from the first call calls me back, about three days after her late night request.
Her: "Hey, why haven't you called me?"
Me: "Because you said to lose your number..."
Her: "Yea... so why haven't you called me?"
Me: "Be-cause... you said to LOSE your number... that's usually a pret-ty good indication that you didn't want me to call or text you. In addition to you blocking me on Facebook."
Her: "Yea, but you could have tried to call me..."
Me: "You're kidding, right?"
What this phenomenon is... is called... well, I'm not really sure if it's called anything, but basically it boils down to this: She got pissed and cut me out, thinking that she'd get the absolute last word in, when I called her to apologize or try to make it up to her or something like that the next day. Damn near 100% of the time, if a guy does that, she'll tell him off like "What the hell is wrong with you??? What part of 'lose my fucking number' do you not understand? Fucking creeper... stalk much?" Something to that effect. However, being as though I showed no attempt whatsoever to acknowledge her after that, as per her request, it shows that I have options and that she isn't the end all be all, so she feels compelled to reassert herself as a fixture in my life... then maybe one day try it again. My point is, that why can't two people just be? Why do things of this nature have to be a constant power struggle or a fury of one-up-manships? It's just irritating sometimes, as if people just SAID what they wanted, then perhaps they may actually get it, instead of trying to coerce or manipulate it out of someone.
One of the good things to come out of these dealings with such people, is that I might be getting THIS foxy little lady

Her name is Prada and she's three years old. Now, anybody that knows me, knows that there are three things that I avoid like the fucking plague.... marriage, kids and pets, specifically cats or dogs. Although, I always did want a Shiba Inu and she actually looks like a fox... how could I NOT want her? Although, I AM a little worried as I have the move soon, but she's soooooo cute and rambunctious.
Well, I think this one about wraps it up.
My advice:
If you ever find yourself traveling back in time and you see a caveman traveling forward in time... don't look him in the eyes.
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Look at that doggie at the end