La la la. So on Saturday night Ed and I were throwing out some trash when I decided I wanted to call the doc. I'd been feeling shitty all day and I was having contractions like 6 minutes apart, but they didn't hurt. The doctor told me to come in, so we ended up going to the hospital. He examined me and said that while things were happening, it was too early to keep me, so they sent me home with "it won't be long now". Argh! The waiting is *killing* me!
Last night I was laying on the bed spacing out while Ed was having an online. He had opened this email with a whole bunch of pix and I was like "what's that?" Turns out they're from this girl he knows from back home who has since become a porn star. Porn star!
Now, I had my doubts, having just watched 8 MM. I asked if she was a "real" porn star or if she, like, filmed fuck videos in some guy's basement on his webcam. Apparently she is indeed a "real" porn star, and let me say, she certainly looks like one. Even if her boobies are small. (I like big boobs)
At this, I expressed interest in being a porn star. He decided to tell her, even though I was just talking out my ass, and then the subject of a threesome came up (which really surprised me, I thought he was pretending he was single, but apparently not, since he sent pix of me) and so yeah, threesome with a porn star? Maybe. I mean, it's not like we'd be weirding her out or anything...
Now, onto the subject of 8MM. Does anyone else think that movie has soooo much potential to be fantastic? I think it is so good, up until Nicolas Cage meets with James Gandolfini. Then that just kills it. The guys who we're supposed to be scared of are just horrendously lame. And the last like 40 minutes of the movie are such utter cheese. I think I'm going to go to the boards with something like this... movies with so much potential.
Anyhoo, gonna go have a shower and a cleaning of the apartment and maybe some lunch.
Last night I was laying on the bed spacing out while Ed was having an online. He had opened this email with a whole bunch of pix and I was like "what's that?" Turns out they're from this girl he knows from back home who has since become a porn star. Porn star!
Now, I had my doubts, having just watched 8 MM. I asked if she was a "real" porn star or if she, like, filmed fuck videos in some guy's basement on his webcam. Apparently she is indeed a "real" porn star, and let me say, she certainly looks like one. Even if her boobies are small. (I like big boobs)
At this, I expressed interest in being a porn star. He decided to tell her, even though I was just talking out my ass, and then the subject of a threesome came up (which really surprised me, I thought he was pretending he was single, but apparently not, since he sent pix of me) and so yeah, threesome with a porn star? Maybe. I mean, it's not like we'd be weirding her out or anything...
Now, onto the subject of 8MM. Does anyone else think that movie has soooo much potential to be fantastic? I think it is so good, up until Nicolas Cage meets with James Gandolfini. Then that just kills it. The guys who we're supposed to be scared of are just horrendously lame. And the last like 40 minutes of the movie are such utter cheese. I think I'm going to go to the boards with something like this... movies with so much potential.
Anyhoo, gonna go have a shower and a cleaning of the apartment and maybe some lunch.
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but i had to decline
i think i should jump at it next time
damn me