I feel like crap today. I have done nothing but work on the baby's room a teeny bit, and sleep. Ed'll be home from work in like half an hour. I was planning on seducing him when he came through the door, but the bedroom's a mess and I'm not even showered yet. I'm such a slob.
Did you all hear about Barry Manilow breaking his nsoe in an accident? Poor Barry. Get well soon.
I spent 150 dollars on my Victoria's Secret charge the other day, for post-baby sexy underwear and until-I-stop-nursing bras. I had to get the biggest size bras they carry, ugh. Then when I was in the grocery store, I was browsing through produce when I realized that my boobs are bigger than cantaloupes. I felt rather like Anna Nicole Smith, or some other form of mutant, and had to hurry over to the dairy aisle before I got some sort of complex. Or started holding honeydews up to my chest to compare.
Perhaps I'll take that shower now...
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Did you all hear about Barry Manilow breaking his nsoe in an accident? Poor Barry. Get well soon.
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I spent 150 dollars on my Victoria's Secret charge the other day, for post-baby sexy underwear and until-I-stop-nursing bras. I had to get the biggest size bras they carry, ugh. Then when I was in the grocery store, I was browsing through produce when I realized that my boobs are bigger than cantaloupes. I felt rather like Anna Nicole Smith, or some other form of mutant, and had to hurry over to the dairy aisle before I got some sort of complex. Or started holding honeydews up to my chest to compare.
Perhaps I'll take that shower now...
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vim:
saucy indeed.
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vim:
that hairy ol' thing?....oh stop it! *blush*