I feel like crap today. I have done nothing but work on the baby's room a teeny bit, and sleep. Ed'll be home from work in like half an hour. I was planning on seducing him when he came through the door, but the bedroom's a mess and I'm not even showered yet. I'm such a slob.
Did you all hear about Barry Manilow breaking his nsoe in an accident? Poor Barry. Get well soon.
I spent 150 dollars on my Victoria's Secret charge the other day, for post-baby sexy underwear and until-I-stop-nursing bras. I had to get the biggest size bras they carry, ugh. Then when I was in the grocery store, I was browsing through produce when I realized that my boobs are bigger than cantaloupes. I felt rather like Anna Nicole Smith, or some other form of mutant, and had to hurry over to the dairy aisle before I got some sort of complex. Or started holding honeydews up to my chest to compare.
Perhaps I'll take that shower now...
Did you all hear about Barry Manilow breaking his nsoe in an accident? Poor Barry. Get well soon.
I spent 150 dollars on my Victoria's Secret charge the other day, for post-baby sexy underwear and until-I-stop-nursing bras. I had to get the biggest size bras they carry, ugh. Then when I was in the grocery store, I was browsing through produce when I realized that my boobs are bigger than cantaloupes. I felt rather like Anna Nicole Smith, or some other form of mutant, and had to hurry over to the dairy aisle before I got some sort of complex. Or started holding honeydews up to my chest to compare.
Perhaps I'll take that shower now...
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vim:
saucy indeed.
vim:
that hairy ol' thing?....oh stop it! *blush*