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Wow, I love spam. Got a message saying, Know for sure. Take a paternity test yesterday...yknow, in case the ex really isnt the father of my cat.

Speaking of which, Sam has to be transported to my aunts tomorrow. Im gonna miss that bugger, but at least its not a permanent arrangement.

SG rejected my idea for a Drag Queen Appreciation Society. *sigh* They had initially referred me to the Crossdressing group when I attempted to create the DQAS, which is of course geared towards sexual fetishists instead of drag fans and fag hagsbig fucking difference there, kids, they dont make me randy. Ive noticed that theres no fag hag group, either, so maybe thatll be my next attempt.

I drank last night. I drank a whooooooooole lot. But when I drink, I make no typos. Impressive, no? And a straight chick was totally feeling up my leg and licking my ear all the way home.

I should go drinking more often. But someone please make this hangover stop so I can do some homework.

Song thievery of the day, cos Im feeling rustic:

I'm far away and I'm feeling alone
I've got one week behind me, just six more to go
If I could see you, I'd take off your clothes
And we'd lie in the garden and watch the weeds grow

The grass is so high
I can't see over
And the moon is so full
It's setting the stars all on fire
If they build the dam
Any higher
Theyre gonna back up the crick and
Set this whole place under water
The city is a million miles away
The city is a million miles away

I lie awake and think of you
The floods and fires might be coming through
But you would know just what to do
Yeah, you would know just what to do
--Million Miles, Mirah