bailey

I wish I was in a movie..and really, I'm not picky at all...well, I wouldn't do gay porn..I promised the fam. Of course, I could do a non-penetrating role in a gay porn...like the hot gay pool boys assistant, the one who ( thankfully) called in sick the day that Mr. Coc couldn't pay his tab...what the fuck am I talking about? Those cross-stitch things are pretty badass...the closest thing to that I ever had was one my Grandma made for my Mom that said, "Sometimes, the best man for the job is a woman"..so that's kinda close. Kinda. I'm not really inot pumpkin flavored anything, I sometimes dig pumpkin pie..that's about it for my pumpkin lovin'. Of course, I did see some pumpkin ale at the grocery store...I pplan in trying it. So I can throw up whether I'm drunk or not...awesome. Or, um, wicked awesome as you would say. SO yeah, maybe you can't find a restroom in a grocery store, but you can probably find pumpkind flavored beer. That's a toss-up...