THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR YOUR POSITIVE VIBES AND KIND WORDS. I'M FUCKING SOOOOO MUCH BETTER AND PSYCHED ON LIFE. (its on my to-do list to return each of you posts, but i have to leave for work in 15 minutes...and i certainly cant go naked, so getting dressed takes the number one slot of importance at the moment)
i bring you yesterdays myspace blog in replacement of a real update....
back to work!
yay! so excited to be back at work....
then i walk in and decide to look at the schedule...and....umm...where did the other full time staff go? this is a mystery.
which leaves, ummm...me, and my boss, and a slew of relief staff (read:people who sit around and get annoyed when you ask them to do something) as employees. this means i'm going to have to go fucking grocery shopping. i have no idea why, but i fucking HATE grocery shopping at work. FUCK YOU COWORKER I DIDNT REALLY LIKE SO I MADE GO GROCERY SHOPPING EVERY WEEK!!!
i also just took on the task of planning someones demon spawn shower.
and i have my suicidegirls thingy in PVD at the end of august.
and! my most recent move was the worst idea ever! i'm so good at life, i'm a weiner!
i have the best ringtone for when work calls me EVER. better than anything ever in the entire universe!
i love using retardly over dramatic words and phrase nonstop, all the time, party in my dramaticpants.
i'm a busy busy beaver. which is soooo much better than being a boring bored in pain crying mess of a pile of a person beaver.
i watched the car driving in front of me hit a squirrel today....and the thing didnt die, it just started flopping around on the ground like a furry fish out of water. it wicked sad and i almost cried. but with the amount of crying i did last week, i'm pretty much tapped out until october or so.
i'm firing one of my doctors this week, its going to be awesome. because I AM AWESOME!
since my sudden onset of illness still has not been explained (although the second bought has) i have decided to just start making stuff up. today it was that my brain temporarily shut down certain parts with lefty me retarded for 6 hours. like, seriously retarded. IQ less than 80 for serious retarded.
*if i were to sit and type this for the next 4 hours and 56 minutes, the next publishers clearing house winner will be selected AS SEEN ON TV!!!
ps i think i'm still retarded
and then a photo for you:
i bring you yesterdays myspace blog in replacement of a real update....
back to work!
yay! so excited to be back at work....
then i walk in and decide to look at the schedule...and....umm...where did the other full time staff go? this is a mystery.
which leaves, ummm...me, and my boss, and a slew of relief staff (read:people who sit around and get annoyed when you ask them to do something) as employees. this means i'm going to have to go fucking grocery shopping. i have no idea why, but i fucking HATE grocery shopping at work. FUCK YOU COWORKER I DIDNT REALLY LIKE SO I MADE GO GROCERY SHOPPING EVERY WEEK!!!
i also just took on the task of planning someones demon spawn shower.
and i have my suicidegirls thingy in PVD at the end of august.
and! my most recent move was the worst idea ever! i'm so good at life, i'm a weiner!
i have the best ringtone for when work calls me EVER. better than anything ever in the entire universe!
i love using retardly over dramatic words and phrase nonstop, all the time, party in my dramaticpants.
i'm a busy busy beaver. which is soooo much better than being a boring bored in pain crying mess of a pile of a person beaver.
i watched the car driving in front of me hit a squirrel today....and the thing didnt die, it just started flopping around on the ground like a furry fish out of water. it wicked sad and i almost cried. but with the amount of crying i did last week, i'm pretty much tapped out until october or so.
i'm firing one of my doctors this week, its going to be awesome. because I AM AWESOME!
since my sudden onset of illness still has not been explained (although the second bought has) i have decided to just start making stuff up. today it was that my brain temporarily shut down certain parts with lefty me retarded for 6 hours. like, seriously retarded. IQ less than 80 for serious retarded.
*if i were to sit and type this for the next 4 hours and 56 minutes, the next publishers clearing house winner will be selected AS SEEN ON TV!!!
ps i think i'm still retarded
and then a photo for you:
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Thanks for the beautyfull words
Who's Witney?
You have DOCTORS that YOU can FIRE? DAMN youre AWESOME