sometimes, when work is really boring, i think about experimenting to find out how hard i can bang my head against my desk before bad things happen.
sometimes i wonder how long it would take before someone noticed i had completely abandoned everyone at work. (my guess is until the next shift arrives, which leaves me with 8 hours, if i do it right away)
sometimes i wanna fuck with one of my clients just so i can have something to do..such as, section them to the hospital, call the police, and have paper work to fill out.
sometimes, i SWEAR the clock is moving backwards.
sometimes i wonder how long it would take before someone noticed i had completely abandoned everyone at work. (my guess is until the next shift arrives, which leaves me with 8 hours, if i do it right away)
sometimes i wanna fuck with one of my clients just so i can have something to do..such as, section them to the hospital, call the police, and have paper work to fill out.
sometimes, i SWEAR the clock is moving backwards.
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Fifteen minutes... if you go fuck all things fall apart fast.
Isn't that what you really do anyways?
The clock does more backwards but no more than a second at the time. It usually happens when your eyes are looking in the opposite direction. To fuck with you the minute hand moves backwards as you turn to look at it, in your peripheral vision just before you can make it out, just to fuck with you.
Seriously, this shit is chronicled!