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Sooooo.a big drunk birthday shout out to me! As sad as that now sounds to meanyway, must say thanks to all my friends for my entire b-day week! Holly fuckdidnt know I could swig, smoke, and steal so much shit in five days! One hell of a b-day to remember, thanks ladies and gents! '


On to other tingsI have now officially begun calling myself a renaissance man. In this world of being a social enigma, as most souls are on this site, I have found it is the only verbal way of explaining to people how my personality functions. That and I just tell them Im nuts.

I guess I could take some time to tell yall bout myself. Mind you that would be assuming interest on your behalf, which you cant rely on anymore. I mean interest that is, seems as if everyone has lost it in everything but Media, Sports and Sex.course sex aint bad!

Dont mind meI rant.

So, me.Im a student, landlord, contractor, retail associate, Renaissance mansorry I had to! My two loves in life are aesthetics/beautyand building/working with my hands. I mean, there are a few other things I love, but the world of art, and constructed art are what I love most. Art for me is whatever medium I can apply my creativity to...such as; horticulture, oil painting, architecture (what Im in school for), sculpture (metal and wood), cooking (obsessed with cooking!), photography (B&W and Digital), CAD, Sketchingand many more.

My other obsession is what I call understanding the human condition project. Where in I attempt to classify the vast majority of our population into social archetypes and/or what fucked up background they had growing up. Cause if it fucked you as a kid, I may just have fucked you in adulthood too! Actually, I just love to watch people, as many do; its a source of entertainment and artistic inspiration for me.

So onwardneed more beer and a bowl! Thus, time for me to depart! But Ill leave ya with another of Bagels Rules.

Bagels Rule # 7
(Bagels Rules: The Non Conformist Handbook)

"The next time you want to go to a bar with friends, dress completely inappropriately, and love every minute of it!" '

Cheers all!

~Bagels