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Raised in Cambridge...but grew up in 13 different countries by the age of 13

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Friday Jun 23, 2006

Jun 23, 2006
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Ellooo...anaboday ere? Ellloooo...

Well nowww..It's been a while there buckaroos! Story of my life it seems, and yes I said buckaroos. As for the actual story of my life, well it's on hold right now. This is the trade off of being in school, doing a B.ARCH degree...a.k.a. Bachelors Asses Rammed Constantly, HALELUYA! Seriously, life consists of 20-50 hours school a week, 16 hours of blood letting at the Home Despot on weekends whoring my architecture B.S. then sleep, weed, beer and cigarettes! With out the latter it wouldn't be at all possible!

Now a message from our sponsors...



"They're so strong chain-smoking isn't suggested...but so good, you'll do it anyway." eeek



As Canada's golden boy of weed Tommy Chong said himself, "Have you seen people today? Marijuana shouldn't be decriminalized, it should be mandatory!"



You are the "Star" of beers you lil' green devil you! Lookin' all cute with your lil' white hat. wink

So yeh...that tangent is done. One to the next! Have you ever wondered how women and men can go to the bar all looking alike and be happy about it? Just fucking confuses the hell out of me...I mean, I go to a club or bar I'm a god damn one man circus! But then of my 58 different sides, at least 30 of them are completely goofy in nature...the rest are evil, pretentious, and very fuck-youish!...oh and my fat kid side Philip. Philip is what allows my 5" 7" - 140 lb ass to eat three Big-Mac meals at once GO PHILMEISTER! tongue

So now that you all think I'm completely crazy or just "special"...THANKS!

On that note, time for a Bagels Rule

Bagels Rule # 2
(Bagels Rules: The Non Conformist Handbook)

"The next time someone tells you your crazy, just say, Yeh, I was so special as a kid I had a different coloured helmet for every day of the week!...and when they don't get it, pinch their nose making a honking sound, then politely ask for their drink and poor it on their head. As you'd never waste you own drink of course...oh and get ready for a fight at this point." shocked

So now it's time for me to go to school. Shit!

Cheers, tanks fo'tha ears!

~Bagels

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