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Raised in Cambridge...but grew up in 13 different countries by the age of 13

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Thursday Apr 06, 2006

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Heya all! WAY to drunk, stoned, and busy, explanations would make yall dizzy.
I just wanna give yall a piece of advice, never fuck with a midget holdin dice.
Now onto to something dear to heart, like loves of partly smarty art.
A Bagels rule for ya'll should suffice, this is the first one, so be sure to look twice.

Bagels Rule # 1
(Bagels Rules: The Non Conformist Handbook)

"Recite your own eulogy every night before bed. If you like the story, then be happy with your life. If the story is boring, then fucking spice up your life already!

Cheers to all for another morrow,
Heres to legacies of today,
And tomorrows sorrow.
Never give up on the dark,
Terminations are always a start.

~ Bagles

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lu66:
now you look like having real fun!!
Apr 18, 2006

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