badmuthafucka

SOOOO... WUTS THE DEALY YO-YO? I WANTED TO GO OUT TO LUNCH TODAY WITH SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, BUT EVERYONE WAS SLEEPING?! SO I MADE A SAMICH AND FIXED MY SELF A RUM & COKE AND HAD A NICE LIL LUNCH BY MY DAMN SELF.
I AM LISTENING TO THE GAP BAND (FOR THOSE OF U WHO HAVE NO CLUE/SOUL: OLD SKOOL FUNK MUSIC) AND I'M AM JAMMIN'. YA MON! WE BE JAMMIN'.. I'M TRIPPIN..
ANYWHO, AL STOPPED TALKING TO ME FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS FOR NO GOOD REASON, RITE? SO I GO TO HIS HOUSE AND CUSS HIM OUT! GO ME!! WOO-HOO. HE WAS LIKE "I'VE HAD A BAD COUPLE OF DAYS.. " ME "I KNOW, I HEARD" HIM "WELL I KNOW I'VE BEEN DISTANT LATELY.." ME "DISTANT? NO-- U DISSED ME! STRAIGHT UP. FUCK DAT!" I MEAN, HE WANTS TO SURROUND HIMSELF WITH NEGATIVE PPL (COKE HEADS AND BULLSHIT) INSTEAD OF ME WHEN HE'S IN A BAD MOOD, GO AHEAD.. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT HIS PERSONAL WELFARE AND BEING, BUT AT LEAST HE CAN BE IN A BAD MOOD AROUND THEM, RITE? (SARCASIM, IN CASE U DIDN'T NOTICE)
IT TAKES A LOT FOR ME TO GET MAD B/C I JUST HOLD IT IN OR BRUSH IT OFF. SO, HE SAYS HE'S HAVING A BAD COUPLE OF DAYS, I SAY I'M HAVING A BAD COUPLE OF MONTHS, WHAT WITH NO JOB AND SHIT... NIGGA PLEASE! OKAY? HOLLA @ A PLAYA "I DON'T BELIEVE YOO WANNA GET UP AND DANCE..!"


PS- IF BENNIAGN'S DOESN'T CALL ME BACK SOON FOR THAT JOB I WILL SLICE SOME THROATS...