Political Rant of the day ~
Im convinced this country is insane, when we broadcast shit like... the terror alert has been elevated we have some confidential information that there is an imminent threat against financial institutions ie; the prudential bldg in Newark, NJ, if anyone witnesses any suspicious activity please report it to the appropriate authorities... (dont forget the heavy plastic and duct tape)
ok... just because not even the UNITED STATES could be that fuckin stupid... I think what they are really saying in some secret code is....
Osama Bin Laden, your request has been granted and you
are clear to have a conjugal visit in the fourth cave on the left in the southern region of Afghanistan with your sixth wife for 24 hours...
(sound firmiliar clyde?)
I just heard this headline today... still trying to decipher it...
Defense Official Confirms Secret Intelligence Unit
I mean what's the point?
Im convinced this country is insane, when we broadcast shit like... the terror alert has been elevated we have some confidential information that there is an imminent threat against financial institutions ie; the prudential bldg in Newark, NJ, if anyone witnesses any suspicious activity please report it to the appropriate authorities... (dont forget the heavy plastic and duct tape)
ok... just because not even the UNITED STATES could be that fuckin stupid... I think what they are really saying in some secret code is....
Osama Bin Laden, your request has been granted and you
are clear to have a conjugal visit in the fourth cave on the left in the southern region of Afghanistan with your sixth wife for 24 hours...
(sound firmiliar clyde?)
I just heard this headline today... still trying to decipher it...
Defense Official Confirms Secret Intelligence Unit
I mean what's the point?
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I saw someone's car door get ripped clean off today. I saw a woman crossing against the light with 3 children and a 14 ton vehicle with "student driver" in the destination sign (me) bearing down upon her.
No Elvis sightings tho. Can't have everything.