A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow..
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if I tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion and couldnt make it to class for the exam?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence is finally restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says.
"Well, I guess you'd have to
write the exam with your other hand."
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if I tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion and couldnt make it to class for the exam?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence is finally restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says.
"Well, I guess you'd have to
write the exam with your other hand."
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minimalism:
Only half of what you hear about me is true. Which half, well's that's for you to decide. 
maladjusted:
haha omg ..thats great..ohh and nice to meet yah btw :-D