I love my new job...
but there is a crazy guy. Thats right folks, a crazy YOUNG guy. He is a regular, and we're all (the staff) pretty sure he has some physical or mental challenge but that is besides the point. He is very lonely, and its pretty FREAKING obvious. Case in point:
today I was working, and this crazy guy was in having coffee. I walked past him to clean up the table that was right behind him and then, suddenly there was a hand on my ass! Naturally I jumped 50 feet in the air and screamed "get your hands OFF me!" and he was acting all innocent saying he didn't mean to do it, it just "happened". I was so angry, but I just muttered to him that he needs to learn respect for women, and I walked away and was talking to another less crazy regular. So craz-o gets up, slams down his coffee cup, grabs his things and storms out the door and manages to shove a guy who was coming into the restaurant. About 30 seconds later craz-o calls the store and apologizes for acting stupid. I just asked him to come back to pay his bill and I would "forget it happened". He calls back 30 seconds later asking my favorite kind of speciality coffee and that confused the shit out of me, how random. He proceeds to explain that he wants to BUY me coffee, and a birthday present to make up for this. I had to yell 5 times NO before he finally understood me. The worst part? He comes back like 2 hours later when its insanely busy and asks if he can borrow $50 bucks!!! I said no. Then he asked for $5, I said "No, and I wouldn't lend you the money even if I had it...BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!"
Anyway, he's stocking another girl as well, found out where else she works and "accidently" found hers & my cell phone numbers. He just called me, and I hung up on him saying I'd call the cops if he didn't stop harrassing us both. Fucking lunatic!!!!
Sorry, needed to get that off my chest. To add to that horrible weirdness, I got home and my dad was on the phone talking to my next door neighbor. Turns out when she let her puppy outside to go to the bathroom this morning, a coyote came and attacked her dog, and then dragged it away. It made me sick to my stomach, I didn't like that dog because it was annoying and never tied up (so it was almost killed by cars daily) but...I cried when my dad told me. I just feel shitty because of that, and I have placed a shovel near our back door, so if that coyote comes back to mess with my dogs, it'll get a hell of surprise.
Wow. Unusually long update. Sorry guys
birthday surprise...perhaps?!
but there is a crazy guy. Thats right folks, a crazy YOUNG guy. He is a regular, and we're all (the staff) pretty sure he has some physical or mental challenge but that is besides the point. He is very lonely, and its pretty FREAKING obvious. Case in point:
today I was working, and this crazy guy was in having coffee. I walked past him to clean up the table that was right behind him and then, suddenly there was a hand on my ass! Naturally I jumped 50 feet in the air and screamed "get your hands OFF me!" and he was acting all innocent saying he didn't mean to do it, it just "happened". I was so angry, but I just muttered to him that he needs to learn respect for women, and I walked away and was talking to another less crazy regular. So craz-o gets up, slams down his coffee cup, grabs his things and storms out the door and manages to shove a guy who was coming into the restaurant. About 30 seconds later craz-o calls the store and apologizes for acting stupid. I just asked him to come back to pay his bill and I would "forget it happened". He calls back 30 seconds later asking my favorite kind of speciality coffee and that confused the shit out of me, how random. He proceeds to explain that he wants to BUY me coffee, and a birthday present to make up for this. I had to yell 5 times NO before he finally understood me. The worst part? He comes back like 2 hours later when its insanely busy and asks if he can borrow $50 bucks!!! I said no. Then he asked for $5, I said "No, and I wouldn't lend you the money even if I had it...BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!"
Anyway, he's stocking another girl as well, found out where else she works and "accidently" found hers & my cell phone numbers. He just called me, and I hung up on him saying I'd call the cops if he didn't stop harrassing us both. Fucking lunatic!!!!
Sorry, needed to get that off my chest. To add to that horrible weirdness, I got home and my dad was on the phone talking to my next door neighbor. Turns out when she let her puppy outside to go to the bathroom this morning, a coyote came and attacked her dog, and then dragged it away. It made me sick to my stomach, I didn't like that dog because it was annoying and never tied up (so it was almost killed by cars daily) but...I cried when my dad told me. I just feel shitty because of that, and I have placed a shovel near our back door, so if that coyote comes back to mess with my dogs, it'll get a hell of surprise.
Wow. Unusually long update. Sorry guys
birthday surprise...perhaps?!
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I'm glad you whacked that crazy coyote a few times with a shovel. Reminds me of a Bugs Bunny/Roadrunner cartoon!
[Edited on Dec 14, 2005 4:26PM]