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So I had fake hair for a while. Turns out I'm not that kind of girl. Too much fucking work. Ever heard of a girl who doesn't wear makeup who has hair extensions? Yeah, exactly. So I took those fuckers out and discovered I have jew-y curly hair. WHO IS MY REAL FATHER???


In other news, I LOVE BACON


Also, I'll be recording an album...
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gentleman_loser:
There are all these portuguese coffee shops and pastry places and grocery stores up int he plateau area, near this restaurant/bar I used to work at...I almost feel like I've seen you hanging outside one of those cafes smoking, the resemblance is creepy lol

rin:
Oh god, dick-slip.
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gentleman_loser:
Hehe I'd totally say yes wink

liu:
aww so cute hahahah
i love that belt
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Dear Mexican People;

Please, I implore you; stop putting so much hair gel on top of your slicked back ponytail. You know? You know what I'm talking about? You put your hair in a ponytail and then you coat the pulled back hair in a crusty layer of Dippity-Do. It either looks like someone jizzed in your hair 16.3 hours ago or you haven't washed...
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rin:
GODDDDD, racism is still alive!

Just kidding, I don't really love the helmetlike sheen that goes with the mega chola hairdo.
gentleman_loser:
Eww, Hair-jizz.
I was desperate for a haircut the other day...I've not had a regular hairdresser or barber of anykind since mine retired and moved back to Greece :p

I did it myself with some electric clippers.

You should probably come over here and bitch slap me for it :p

In need of a nice autumn vacation? I make a mean cup of hot cocoa smile
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Time for an fucking update for the 3 people that actually read this...

Summer thus far has been ridiculously leisurely for me; a wicked little trip to Calgary with ladyexxa,where we spent time with trocar and the lovely lavonne, multiple visits to Wreck beach (Vancouver's idyllic clothing-optional beach), drawing, bicycle riding, forays into woods filled with bunny rabbits, wine, wine and more wine,...
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s_eldorado:
Those are sublime pictures!

Man do I miss wreck beach...
gentleman_loser:
boo
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gentleman_loser:
Haha. It is good to get out, beats being a hermit all day long..Though I must admit I enjoy that a lot sometimes.

Don't worry, when you do make it out..We'll have a right proper feast...It'll be good, I swear!
gentleman_loser:
Hey
it seems I shall have one of the middle two weeks in August off work....maybe that is an option for you as well.
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k i'm quite inebriated. Do you know what ewould be amazing? If, in all truth Global Warming existed and instead of paying Bono lots of money to think of solutions for us, ... suddenly we became really small! NOt like midget small. More like infinitesimally small, like bugs. And all the insects and animals were really really fucking small, too. And the buildings. But nature...
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l9x9:
she tripped over her braids. i saw the whole thing, in fact i am the bad photgrapher. feels good to finally tell someone though, thanks for listening
cocoabutter:
oh snap, don't say raccoon around my cat. he totally gets assy with the second half of that word.
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ladyexxa:
hzhzhzhzhz
ladyexxa:
You know what?
Those crabs aren't from God. They're from "god," also know as Gerald, from the alley off Cordova. I told you not to let him touch you where your bathing suit covers.
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Holy shit. I've been done in--by an exceedingly polite and perspicacious dark-eyed fella who's knocked my heart into the pit of my stomach. Oh fuck.
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ladyexxa:
it's not kitten-penis from London Drugs I hope.
gentleman_loser:
Woo hoo!
Persipacious no less...that sounds serious, you might want to suggest that he gets that looked at ;-)
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I fixed my internet! I took a blow dryer to my router. And by golly, it worked! Me, a near technophobe, solving a computer-equipment problem with the tools of my trade! I love me!
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ladyexxa:
I just signed Maya up on here so prepare yourself
gentleman_loser:
Boo!
A blow dryer ? What , did you drop the router in the bathtub?
:p