babyhead

Danny boy?

There was something in our water. We all had moustaches, even his mother. A handsome woman she was.

I'm imagining your alter-ego manifesting himself in a purely Cronenbergian manner, all ungainly facial hair, bloodied with a disgusting penis. Should he be deported, or exorcised?

I'll admit it: I look hot in a suit, sure. But suits are magical! Even the Romanian Jienko Iliescu would look dashing in one, no doubt. You, though, have a natural, unaided attractiveness. Now, if only you were in a suit. That is a dangerous, dangerous thought.