Blarrrgh.
All I want is a glass of peppery, full-bodied, austere red wine. Fucking fuck.
Instead I am eating prunes and yogurt and hacking up things seen only in science-fiction movies made in the 80s.
I am attempting again to learn Spanish. I have this amazing book with original illustrations by Andy Warhol that teaches you to speak Spanish the way you learned your first language. No memorization! I thought it would be nice to send letters to my Spanish grandmother in her native tongue, as she's losing her marbles.
...Esto tiene estado un miserable mes por my salud. Yo no puede espera hasta que yo lata disfrutar de la vida de nuevo!
All I want is a glass of peppery, full-bodied, austere red wine. Fucking fuck.
Instead I am eating prunes and yogurt and hacking up things seen only in science-fiction movies made in the 80s.
I am attempting again to learn Spanish. I have this amazing book with original illustrations by Andy Warhol that teaches you to speak Spanish the way you learned your first language. No memorization! I thought it would be nice to send letters to my Spanish grandmother in her native tongue, as she's losing her marbles.
...Esto tiene estado un miserable mes por my salud. Yo no puede espera hasta que yo lata disfrutar de la vida de nuevo!
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Honey is a waste product of bees, and is the only kind of vomit you should ever eat.
Now you know.