JOURNAL OF POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT CONT'D:
1. first off, my dick is ENORMOUS again today - i think it must be hormonal or something... oh no, wait - it's beacuse i just shaved my balls! happiest two goddamn days of the quarter... of course, this is then followed by two days of itching, and then i forget about it completely for a couple of months until i find myself getting nutsack dreads again every time i take a walk - can i get a amen, fellas?
...you know what the best part of a cleanly shorn scrotum is? farting while driving. it's like farting in a bathtub. filled with pudding.
2. i drove down to San Pedro on saturday to see the premier of the new Minutemen documentary "We Jam Econo" - if IMDb approves it you can read my review of it there. man, what an inspiring event. everybody, and i do mean EVERYBODY in LA's old punk scene was there, and we all cheered and hollered and wept... if any of you are Minutemen fans this movie is a must - so much amazing footage and interviews - just beautiful. ---and if you never heard of the Minutemen but you're into music, here's your chance to be introduced to Pedro's proudest sons. talk about inspiring - i'm gonna start another band, fuck it!
3. "Hello? You're going to have to speak up - I'm wearing a towel." - Homer J.
...and you know what? life is just so damn rosey, here's a bonus:
http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2005/02/26/for_many_vermonters_iraq_is_on_the_ballot?mode=PF
PROPS, Vermont! (and c'mon Cali - we can do it too!)
kisses, my lovelies
1. first off, my dick is ENORMOUS again today - i think it must be hormonal or something... oh no, wait - it's beacuse i just shaved my balls! happiest two goddamn days of the quarter... of course, this is then followed by two days of itching, and then i forget about it completely for a couple of months until i find myself getting nutsack dreads again every time i take a walk - can i get a amen, fellas?
...you know what the best part of a cleanly shorn scrotum is? farting while driving. it's like farting in a bathtub. filled with pudding.
2. i drove down to San Pedro on saturday to see the premier of the new Minutemen documentary "We Jam Econo" - if IMDb approves it you can read my review of it there. man, what an inspiring event. everybody, and i do mean EVERYBODY in LA's old punk scene was there, and we all cheered and hollered and wept... if any of you are Minutemen fans this movie is a must - so much amazing footage and interviews - just beautiful. ---and if you never heard of the Minutemen but you're into music, here's your chance to be introduced to Pedro's proudest sons. talk about inspiring - i'm gonna start another band, fuck it!
3. "Hello? You're going to have to speak up - I'm wearing a towel." - Homer J.
...and you know what? life is just so damn rosey, here's a bonus:
http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2005/02/26/for_many_vermonters_iraq_is_on_the_ballot?mode=PF
PROPS, Vermont! (and c'mon Cali - we can do it too!)
kisses, my lovelies
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That's awesome about Vermont!
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