...feeling depressed?
Policeman: Knock, knock.
Woman: Who's there?
Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has
been killed.
~
There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a
jail cell.
Eventually they all starved to death.
~
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the Nazis.
~
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
~
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
low self-esteem.
~
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.
Policeman: Knock, knock.
Woman: Who's there?
Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has
been killed.
~
There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a
jail cell.
Eventually they all starved to death.
~
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the Nazis.
~
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
~
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
low self-esteem.
~
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.
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Nothing fun is going on here, I actually did sleep right through this day, almost. When I got up, around 2... then it got dark really fast. It's hard to catch the sun here this time of the year.
Maybe I am a supergenius, it sounds good to me...
how are you today, what are you doing?
Here it's after midnight, so it's sunday... always a
kind of lame day I think... I have some writing to do,
and still tons of cleaning to take care of, too much stuff
everywhere..
edited because i can't spell.
[Edited on Dec 12, 2004 12:14AM]