babybeezer

I'm doing the happy dance today because I'm getting my hair cut. I haven't had my hair cut since early september. So that marvelous hair style you see up and to the left is no more. You see, I can't actually afford to pay for fantastic haircuts so I don't get them all that often. Not sure what I'm going to do with this floppy mop of mine, we shall see.

I had these crazy scary dreams all night that HUGE 8 foot chimpanzees with little pot bellies wearing creepy Jack Skellington type masks and carrying rifles were attacking the house. I was out in the yard when one landed in front of me. I tried screaming at it to scare it away but that only seemed to aggravate it. So we were all stuck in the house with all the blinds down (you know, so the chimps wouldn't have a clear shot) and I kept calling 911 on my cell phone but there was no reception. Then I finally called from a land line but they wouldn't believe me. Then there was a lion in the house that vomited on my dad and then he turned into one of the crazy chimp terrorists and we were like "oh, that's where they came from."

I've said it before, but I sure hope Cinderella was wrong when she sang "a dream is a wish your heart makes," cause man I've got some fucked up dreams.

and I leave you all with this