last night i had dreams of pianos floating in a lake of semen
baphomatic:
Hey thats interesting, because the day before I had dreams of violins floating in river of syphlitic discharge and AIDS blood!
i have a recurring bukkake dream. im not yet sure if i like it or not.
kopper:
hope you're not on the wrong end of that
a girl actually asked me "whats your sign", to which i responded "astrology is for dumbasses".
then we held hands.
then we held hands.
last night:
fabio lights bonfire with gasoline and matches
r$b dancing
j-lo
fabio lights bonfire with gasoline and matches
r$b dancing
j-lo
booshanky:
Yeah, i'll burn it to a disc tonight and bring it to work tomorrow. think you'll be on AIM?
booshanky:
ok man, i've got that run ronnie run avi ready to go. but you're not online.
i heard a sexy speech impediment today
maldoror:
me too! porky pig always gets me hard
i want to attend a party with:
a.slip and slide
b.pbr
c.hyperactive girls
a.slip and slide
b.pbr
c.hyperactive girls
lately i have been consumed by an untamed lust for wint0green life savers, even better. . certs.i have even eaten an entire package in one sitting on two occasions. i think its because a person i am around daily has the most atrocious case of halitosis ive ever encountered.
maldoror:
sorry, i'll try to tone down on my feces-and-entrails diet
attn: all phoenix/tempe area women:
now accepting applications for part time lover
duties include but not limited to;
fingerpainting
jumping jacks
light cleaning
snacks
slip and slide
sex and any combinations there of
please submit all resumes by 3:45 thursday afternoon
now accepting applications for part time lover
duties include but not limited to;
fingerpainting
jumping jacks
light cleaning
snacks
slip and slide
sex and any combinations there of
please submit all resumes by 3:45 thursday afternoon
saw bon jovi last night, and oh my god was tico torres hot!!! ritchie sambora's ass looked so great in his tight leather pants, and the fringes, oh the fringes. i left the cow dome so hot and wet that i felt up three guys in denim jackets on the train ride home.
earplug6947:
sweet! prog-rock!
somebody hold my hair while i puke
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rawr_ima_monster:
as scary as that pic might look to eeryone else, it's scarier to me because hte monitor I'm using is all squish and messed up.
Anyway, yeah RISD. thanks for the respect, but I don't know if I deserve any. it's got more of a reputation on the east coast than it does out here in LA, but occasionalyl people know about it. I don't count on it for anythign to be honest, and as much as I understand the advantages of having gone there, I often wish I hadn't or wonder if I should'e gone a different way. I don't have the kills to get in at the bottom rung, but once I get in, they'll see I belong at the top. that's what RISD's about, but that whole bottom part foot in the door issue is a big problem in "the industry"
-I's too bad you checked in late on the havasu issue, It wouldn've been nice to see someone htere I didn't already know, and who hadn't already seen my film. I can tel lyou a place to see my film online if you're interested though, it takes a little cheating.
Dave
Anyway, yeah RISD. thanks for the respect, but I don't know if I deserve any. it's got more of a reputation on the east coast than it does out here in LA, but occasionalyl people know about it. I don't count on it for anythign to be honest, and as much as I understand the advantages of having gone there, I often wish I hadn't or wonder if I should'e gone a different way. I don't have the kills to get in at the bottom rung, but once I get in, they'll see I belong at the top. that's what RISD's about, but that whole bottom part foot in the door issue is a big problem in "the industry"
-I's too bad you checked in late on the havasu issue, It wouldn've been nice to see someone htere I didn't already know, and who hadn't already seen my film. I can tel lyou a place to see my film online if you're interested though, it takes a little cheating.
Dave
rawr_ima_monster:
ok, so you (or anyone reading this who cares) go here:
http://www.zoiefilms.com/2002/reaper.asp
and click on a speed, 300 if you're on a fast connection,
then when the window pops up, login as poopydave, password dogbowl.
then clickon double size or normal size or something, and sit there for 15 minutes. if you clikc away fomr the window, alot of the time it will freeze the picture while the sound goes and that's annoying, so just sit and watch it for my sake.
-I'm taking down the man, and showing people animation all at once. Punk Rock.
Dave
http://www.zoiefilms.com/2002/reaper.asp
and click on a speed, 300 if you're on a fast connection,
then when the window pops up, login as poopydave, password dogbowl.
then clickon double size or normal size or something, and sit there for 15 minutes. if you clikc away fomr the window, alot of the time it will freeze the picture while the sound goes and that's annoying, so just sit and watch it for my sake.
-I'm taking down the man, and showing people animation all at once. Punk Rock.
Dave
i love halloween. any day in which a woman's default attire becomes sexy cat woman, sexy devil woman or sexy witch can get no better.
i know so many people that are fuckers.
i want to light thier hair on fire and then put chewing gum in it.
then i would eat ice cream and laugh.
i want to light thier hair on fire and then put chewing gum in it.
then i would eat ice cream and laugh.