So the other day I was asked:
"What veggie are you? Broccoli? Carrot? Turnip?"
I answered, "Cucumber"
My wife thought I meant because sometimes girls have been known to use them as sex toys (Like me)
What I meant was, I'm firm
, watery , slightly sweet 
, I'm great w/ different dishes 
, my skin is stightly bitter, and I can get sour when you pickle me 
-arrr
"What veggie are you? Broccoli? Carrot? Turnip?"
I answered, "Cucumber"
My wife thought I meant because sometimes girls have been known to use them as sex toys (Like me)
What I meant was, I'm firm
, watery , slightly sweet , I'm great w/ different dishes , my skin is stightly bitter, and I can get sour when you pickle me
-arrr 
k_kat:
Interesting answer. I hate vegtables. I don't think I could be one. 
