I just looked in the mirror and realized I'm either pregnant or I'm building a gut.
Why didnt anyone tell me!?!? This is sooo coool.
It has actually been a long time fantasy of mine to have an gigantic paunch. Now that its starting to happen its kind of frightening. I cant decide whether to lay down on the carpet and start furiously doing sit ups or to run to the quick stop for a 6-pack and work to bring my ole fantasy to full fruition.
Im really not in very good shape.
In other news my beard is awesome. My one sister who had never seen me with a beard before said that I look like a wild man that has been living on a mountain. I want to nest birds in this thing.
Nasty.
In yet other news I busted ass at work last night. I didnt slack off at all for the first time in ages. Why? Because it made the night go faster, and because if I had gotten tired I probably would have just gone home and went to bed like I usually do. I moved over 26,800 lbs of foam last night.
That is what I do.
MORE NEWS My mother is shuffling home from the hospital today minus some of her organs and a few of her pianos. (That is her joke not mine.) She will also be missing but not missing a fibroid tumor, that according to the surgeon was, Big and Ugly. My mother took offence to that, because after all, it is her cells, she bares full responsibility. She seems to be in good spirits, but then again that could be the perkacets.
THIS WEEKEND Friday Penguinscheme and I are going to Indianapolis to see the wonderful KaliDoom. Its her birthday party! One of us wont forget to take some manner of pictures.
Why didnt anyone tell me!?!? This is sooo coool.
It has actually been a long time fantasy of mine to have an gigantic paunch. Now that its starting to happen its kind of frightening. I cant decide whether to lay down on the carpet and start furiously doing sit ups or to run to the quick stop for a 6-pack and work to bring my ole fantasy to full fruition.
Im really not in very good shape.
In other news my beard is awesome. My one sister who had never seen me with a beard before said that I look like a wild man that has been living on a mountain. I want to nest birds in this thing.
Nasty.
In yet other news I busted ass at work last night. I didnt slack off at all for the first time in ages. Why? Because it made the night go faster, and because if I had gotten tired I probably would have just gone home and went to bed like I usually do. I moved over 26,800 lbs of foam last night.
That is what I do.
MORE NEWS My mother is shuffling home from the hospital today minus some of her organs and a few of her pianos. (That is her joke not mine.) She will also be missing but not missing a fibroid tumor, that according to the surgeon was, Big and Ugly. My mother took offence to that, because after all, it is her cells, she bares full responsibility. She seems to be in good spirits, but then again that could be the perkacets.
THIS WEEKEND Friday Penguinscheme and I are going to Indianapolis to see the wonderful KaliDoom. Its her birthday party! One of us wont forget to take some manner of pictures.
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