Tuesday, July 5th, 2005 at 7:00 AM!
THE END IS NIGH.... AGAIN!
THE RUPTURE!
At precisely 7:00 AM on July 5th, 2005, the Intergalactic Escape Vessels of the Xists will arrive to take us away forever...AND let you finally GET YOUR REVENGE FOR ALL THE SUFFERING YOU'VE EVER EXPERIENCED AS THE LIVING GARBAGE DUMP FOR THE CONSPIRACY! This is the final moment that the Church of the SubGenius has been preparing for since its inception in 1953...AND since the Race of Yetynsyny was spawned over 79 million years ago.
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I am up, can't you tell? Guess how many hours I slept last night????
Nada!!!!
They did not sleep either. The line for tickets started at 2 AM this morning and the sale doesn't start til 10 AM. So they are standing for about 8 hours or so. My friends rock so bad!!!!!!