yaaarrrr! ahoy kids...
so it's late as fuck. just got back from the bar. GOD DAMN that was boring as fuck! absolutely hilarious too! The later it gets, the drunker and more stupid people become. it's insane. i got hit on by about... 3 OLD ass guys. White haired, business ownin, biker guys. "Do you like hot tubs?" was a pick up line i heard tonight. oh shit, that entertainment is priceless. Of course i like hot tubs. who the fuck doesn't? but the question is if i like hot tubs with old ass, greasy, horny old men. The answer to that one... nooooo! hell naw!
I hate the bible belt, the mentality here... it drives me crazy. fuck these people. I've got bigger ideas folks...
by the way... DID YOU SEE MY BUS ON ADULT SWIM???
so it's late as fuck. just got back from the bar. GOD DAMN that was boring as fuck! absolutely hilarious too! The later it gets, the drunker and more stupid people become. it's insane. i got hit on by about... 3 OLD ass guys. White haired, business ownin, biker guys. "Do you like hot tubs?" was a pick up line i heard tonight. oh shit, that entertainment is priceless. Of course i like hot tubs. who the fuck doesn't? but the question is if i like hot tubs with old ass, greasy, horny old men. The answer to that one... nooooo! hell naw!
I hate the bible belt, the mentality here... it drives me crazy. fuck these people. I've got bigger ideas folks...
by the way... DID YOU SEE MY BUS ON ADULT SWIM???
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visigoth:
It's a pretty big belt these days.
billytheseal:
Genius chat up line. In a completely creepy and lazy way of course. Bible belt areas do need to be avoided though. If only for reasons of sanity.