So I was talking to my best friend and old member _Wahine_ and we were having a discussion about this thread and like always it lead to some really obscure conversation. Like some of you know _Wahine_ and I have had some extreamly odd conversations, but this one is wasn't too shabby.
The conversation as best I can remember it
Wahine: So did you hear about the whales that can have been sucking up fish and shrimp and blowing out their blow holes so that they lure seagulls down so the whales can eat them?
Me: Yeah I think i read a thread on it in the boards.
Wahine: That's crazy!
Me: I wish I had a blow hole to blow stuff out of!
Wahine: I KNOW! I'd blow out pabst, marlboro reds, and hot dogs. I'd be luring all the guys in with that.
Me: *laughing and snorting* man, I'd blow whiskey and cigarettes out of mine. HAWT!
The conversation kept going on and on about blowing stuff out of our blow holes. You know the various things that would lure unsuspecting men in so that we could pounce.
ANYWAY the point of this is:
1)If you could blow anything out of your blow hole to lure either something to eat or people of the opposite sex (which was the road I took) what would it be.
2) What would your mating call sound like?
Answer for me:
1)Well whiskey and cigarettes to lure young men my way...
and if i had to do something to lure things in so i could eat it would probably be popcorn.
2) "you don't have to go home but you can't stay here"
The conversation as best I can remember it
Wahine: So did you hear about the whales that can have been sucking up fish and shrimp and blowing out their blow holes so that they lure seagulls down so the whales can eat them?
Me: Yeah I think i read a thread on it in the boards.
Wahine: That's crazy!
Me: I wish I had a blow hole to blow stuff out of!
Wahine: I KNOW! I'd blow out pabst, marlboro reds, and hot dogs. I'd be luring all the guys in with that.
Me: *laughing and snorting* man, I'd blow whiskey and cigarettes out of mine. HAWT!
The conversation kept going on and on about blowing stuff out of our blow holes. You know the various things that would lure unsuspecting men in so that we could pounce.
ANYWAY the point of this is:
1)If you could blow anything out of your blow hole to lure either something to eat or people of the opposite sex (which was the road I took) what would it be.
2) What would your mating call sound like?
Answer for me:
1)Well whiskey and cigarettes to lure young men my way...
and if i had to do something to lure things in so i could eat it would probably be popcorn.
2) "you don't have to go home but you can't stay here"
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My mating call would sound like a cat's purr.