azrael_abyss

I've been busy. Sorry I haven't updated in a while.
What you're about to read is the dialog between me SurfBetty, and Nico SurfBetty's tattoo artist. This should let you in on how our brains work...

SurfBetty: you guys talk about something cuz this hurts...
me: Donkeys
SurfBetty: Not something for me to talk about. You guys need to talk about something.
Nico: Huh?
me: everytime she wants something to talk about I always say donkeys.
Nico: which animal is it that can't reproduce?
me: that's Mules.
Nico: then how are mules made?
me: by a horse and a Donkey doing it.
Nico: ooooooooohhhhhh!
Nico: if I had a donkey I'd ride it.
me: we should all get donkeys. you know how people are in groups and do low rider bikes and stuff... well we should have our own donkey riding group.
Nico: hell yeah and the donkeys would wear sombrero's
me: hell yeah they would!
Surfbetty: and we'd name them things like Paco and Sanchez.
me: hell yeah!
Nico: wouldn't donkey's be hard to train?
me: probably
Surbetty: nah they wouldn't because they're working animals
me: yeah but they're stubborn. that means they'd be hard to train.
SurfBetty: hey, tell Nico what an Emu does when they're in trouble.
me: well and Emu's defense mechanism is to drop their feathers when they're in trouble.
Surfbetty: wouldn't it be weird if someone you were talking to just dropped their skin.
Nico: gross!
me: what if they have to drop their feathers more than once in one day.
SurfBetty: by the end of the week they'd be bald and fucked.
Nico: did you know that vulchers defense mechanism is vomiting on who ever is preying on them.
me and Surfbetty at the same time: That's mine too!!!
everybody laughs
SurfBetty: did you know vulchers shit on their own feet to keep their feet from hurting out in the desert?
both me and Nico: no...
SurfBetty: yeah, I saw that on the discovery channel.

That lets you guys in on how our brains work. Wasn't that a learning experience? No wonder people think we're weird. I don't blame them now. I mean that was a serious conversation we were having. I can imagine what people would be thinking if they were listening to that not knowing us at all. Fucking weirdos.

Anyway. That's about it for now. Got me some happy in the mail from my husband jpuddin76. mmmm i love me some Absinthe. Anyway, you guys have a great week. Hopefully I'll get back to you guys before the end of the week.