So I guess it's time to update my little journal thingy, aye? Well alright then...
Not too much has been going on here lately. New Years was a drunken blur spent at home when I should have gone to a Toga party with a friend. I remember there was a lot of laughing, dancing, and loudness in general coming from my end. I was the obnoxious drunk on New Years. I guess whiskey does that to me. My mom just kinda sat there and looked at me while I ranted about things going on right now.
New Years Day was spent with friends. Went to a dirt mall, aka Flea Market out on the West side (WESSSSSSSS SYDE!!!), large beers at the horribly gay looking European Street (seriously it looks like it fell out of a doctor suese book), movies at a friends house (more beer. well actually only one), and then more beer at Starlight, then finally stumbling (well not me) back to the car to drop off Zack. It's extreamly entertaining to see a 4'11" girl try and walk with a 6' man swaying to and fro. I got a laugh out of it.
All in all these past few days have been rather good. A little drunk, but for those of you who actually know me pretty well that's nothing truely different at all is it? I hope everyone had a wonderful New Years Eve and New Years Day. I'll talk to you all soon. I've got two days off so I'll be around.
and 
"I play in a band
We're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see
[Chorus:]
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
I can bench press a car
I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up
I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter
And girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
[Chorus]
I'm the man of the night
A real ladies delight
See, my figure was chisled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I own a house on the hill with a red water bed
It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game
[Chorus x2]
Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?
I'm a pitiful sight
And I ain't all that bright
I'm definitly not chisled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar
No woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance
Cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man
No more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home"
Dropkick Murphys- Kiss Me I'm shitfaced
Not too much has been going on here lately. New Years was a drunken blur spent at home when I should have gone to a Toga party with a friend. I remember there was a lot of laughing, dancing, and loudness in general coming from my end. I was the obnoxious drunk on New Years. I guess whiskey does that to me. My mom just kinda sat there and looked at me while I ranted about things going on right now.
New Years Day was spent with friends. Went to a dirt mall, aka Flea Market out on the West side (WESSSSSSSS SYDE!!!), large beers at the horribly gay looking European Street (seriously it looks like it fell out of a doctor suese book), movies at a friends house (more beer. well actually only one), and then more beer at Starlight, then finally stumbling (well not me) back to the car to drop off Zack. It's extreamly entertaining to see a 4'11" girl try and walk with a 6' man swaying to and fro. I got a laugh out of it.
All in all these past few days have been rather good. A little drunk, but for those of you who actually know me pretty well that's nothing truely different at all is it? I hope everyone had a wonderful New Years Eve and New Years Day. I'll talk to you all soon. I've got two days off so I'll be around.
and
"I play in a band
We're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see
[Chorus:]
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
I can bench press a car
I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up
I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter
And girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
[Chorus]
I'm the man of the night
A real ladies delight
See, my figure was chisled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I own a house on the hill with a red water bed
It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game
[Chorus x2]
Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?
I'm a pitiful sight
And I ain't all that bright
I'm definitly not chisled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar
No woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance
Cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man
No more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home"
Dropkick Murphys- Kiss Me I'm shitfaced
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Happy new year!