All these bitches
Alone in bars
Sittin' by themselves
Alone in the dark
They go home
They go home with me
She might be a fat bitch
She might be a skinny
It don't matter one bit
I'm pinchin' her ass
Just like I'm pinchin' a shit
I'll fucker her if she's ugly
And I'll fucker if she's poor
I'll punch her in the face
And call her my whore.
I never turn em
I never turn em down
I never turn em
I never turn em down
NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHE MIGHT WEIGH
She'll still be on my D.I.C.K.
No matter how much she might weigh
She'll still be on my D.I.C.K.
GIT ER DUN
waaaaaaay waaaaaaaaay
a boopit do ba ba ba ba bah
la da la da la la la la la
And this one goes out
To all those guys
Sweet talkin' bitches
And tell em lies
Sayin' they're not pretty
Or they're not your type
Ya best check into rehab
Cuz you're on the pipe
While you're at home
Jerkin' to Sears catalog
I got a fat bitch screamin'
RIDE ME YOU DAWG!!!
I'll fuck her hard
Just like I fucked your mom
With chopsticks in my ass
I won't last too long...
NEVER
I never turn em
I never turn em down
I never turn em
I never turn em down
No matter how much she might weigh.
She'll still be on my D.I.C.K.
No matter how much she might weigh
She'll still be on my D.I.C.K.
waaaaaaaay waaaaaaaaay
a boopit do ba ba ba bah
la da la da la la la la la la la
Shittheives
me and my hooker SurfBetty
GO VOTE YOU LAZY FUCKERS!
Alone in bars
Sittin' by themselves
Alone in the dark
They go home
They go home with me
She might be a fat bitch
She might be a skinny
It don't matter one bit
I'm pinchin' her ass
Just like I'm pinchin' a shit
I'll fucker her if she's ugly
And I'll fucker if she's poor
I'll punch her in the face
And call her my whore.
I never turn em
I never turn em down
I never turn em
I never turn em down
NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHE MIGHT WEIGH
She'll still be on my D.I.C.K.
No matter how much she might weigh
She'll still be on my D.I.C.K.
GIT ER DUN
waaaaaaay waaaaaaaaay
a boopit do ba ba ba ba bah
la da la da la la la la la
And this one goes out
To all those guys
Sweet talkin' bitches
And tell em lies
Sayin' they're not pretty
Or they're not your type
Ya best check into rehab
Cuz you're on the pipe
While you're at home
Jerkin' to Sears catalog
I got a fat bitch screamin'
RIDE ME YOU DAWG!!!
I'll fuck her hard
Just like I fucked your mom
With chopsticks in my ass
I won't last too long...
NEVER
I never turn em
I never turn em down
I never turn em
I never turn em down
No matter how much she might weigh.
She'll still be on my D.I.C.K.
No matter how much she might weigh
She'll still be on my D.I.C.K.
waaaaaaaay waaaaaaaaay
a boopit do ba ba ba bah
la da la da la la la la la la la
Shittheives
me and my hooker SurfBetty
GO VOTE YOU LAZY FUCKERS!
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illstabyou:
I'm doing good -- and someone needs to get on instant messenger more. That someone is probably me.
surfbetty: