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Ah! Night has fallen, the air is cool and my drink is ice cold. perfect.

So the funny story I had from earlier is followed.

We have residents at the YMCA that I work at on an extremely part time basis. I get a free membership, free parking and paid to basically babysit residents.

Apparently a new resident was moving in Sunday...which is odd because we normally don't allow that, but he had the paperwork from our head boss to do so. I snagged his room card and I was a little bit shocked by his name.

Harry Peters.

I apologized to the man, and said "oh it looks like one of the daylight people was pulling a joke on me...it says your name is Harry Peters. I'll grab you another card...what is your name sir?"

"Harry Peters"

Then the awkward moment........."Oh, ah, OK, Mr. Peters......here is your keys, did they add you to the computer yet?"

"They have my name wrong on the computer...It says Clarence, but I just had my name changed"

..............WTF?

"OK, so what is your legal name now?"

"Harry Peters"

"You have your named changed from Clarence Peters to Harry Peters? Is that correct?"

"Yes it is."

................

I gave this guy his keys and up he started moving his stuff. I was in shock, but......stranger things have happened at the Y. I decide to get in a workout since I felt my second wind come on. So I change into workout gear, fire up the iPhone and go upstairs to get in some solid lifting, jamming out to Agalloch.

I get a shower and head back down to the front to talk with Jill, my cute replacement who came into to relieve, about Game Of Thrones. We were chatting away when two HBGPD come in, in uniform, and ask if a certain new resident has checked in. Who could that be?

Harry Peters.

Apparently Clarence Peters is a sexual predator in NY. and he illegally filed for a change of name in PA and moved into the YMCA...where there is A LOT of children.

I started to laugh.....hearing two cops ask, "Does any Harry Peters live here?" was just too much. I gave them the extra keys and told them what floor. 10 minutes later, they have him in cuffs and he is being escorted out of the building.

I'm guessing we won't see Harry Peters again.

Jill just looks at me quizzically and asks "What happens overnight here?!" I just laughed and said anything is possible.

....and apparently someone is going to get fired for not doing background checks.....

That really is the highlight of my day...the rest of the day I spent cleaning, listening to music and doing web work.

Highlights of the Day
Band/Song - Agalloch: Not Unlike the Waves
Article : Mckayla Maroney Is Not Impressed With Her Memes
Quote - "Harry Peters" - Harry Peters