AUTOBIOGRAPHY -
Prologue-
1. Who took your profile picture? photobooth
2. Exactly what are you wearing right now? my docs, a knee brace, my non-spidered pants, grey hoodie and my raspberry wine colored tank.
3. What is your current problem? wondering if I gave away my youth
4. What makes you most happy? wild horse rides.
5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to? I'm not.
________________________________________________________Chapter 1:
1. Nickname? shmoops, Az
2. Eye color? green
3. Hair color? black and red
4.Height? 5'2
________________________________________________________ Chapter 2:
1. Do you live with your parent(s)? No, just his.
2. Do you get along with your parent(s)? most days.
3. Are your parents chill? yeah, I guess.
4. Do you have any Siblings? Two younger brothers, 4 younger sisters.
________________________________________________________ Chapter 3:
FAVORITE:
1. Ice Cream? Chocolate Peanut butter
2. Season? ones that I can ride in.
3. Book? It's a Wonderful Lie: Life in Your Twenties (I need to go find it and read it again)
4. Colour? green
5. Food? ham and brocolli ring
6. Drink? raspberry tea or hot chocolate
9. Pen color? I care not about pen color.
10. Store? really, any store will do, so long as there is money to burn.
11. Hero? Psylocke
__________________________________________________________ Chapter 4:
DO YOU
1. Write on your hand: Not usually.
2. Call people back? Depends on who they are.
3. Believe in love? In humans?
4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed? yeah, the middle.
___________________________________________________________ Chapter 5:
Have you ?
1. Kissed Someone in the past 24 hours? I kiss my husband goodbye everymorning, in case I die before I get home, so it's the last memory he has of me. Is that strange?
2. If so, where? this morning it was his shoulder, cause he wouldn't roll over.
3. Had PHYSICAL therapy? yep. Need it again, actually.
4. Gotten surgery? Suppose so.
5. Taken painkillers? Does Ibprofen work? I'm allergic to all the good stuff.
6. Overdosed on pain killers? I'm realitvely certain it's nearly impossible to overdose on ibprofen.
7. Been stung by a bee? Yes. I'm allergic, it was a blast/
8. Threw up in a doctors office: haven't we all?
___________________________________________________________ Chapter 6:
Who/what was the last
3. Thing you touched? keybaord
4. Thing you said? Holy fuck, it's cold out there.
7. Person you hugged? Finn, when he came to save me from the spider this morning.
8. Person you talked to on the phone? Husband. No wait, Mom.
11. Last book you read? Text book? cause that'd be Biology.
12. Last time you cleaned your room? last week.
13. Last time you talked to someone you liked? Like is a pretty strong. How about someone I don't hate?
________________________________________________________Chapter 7:
1. Where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you liked? well, you see, I'm married, so there will be no kissing of the last person I liked. and that's a damn cryin shame too.
2. What's the most exciting thing that happened to you today? I got attacked by a giant spider of DOOM, a battle to the death ensued.
3. How many best friends do you have? I don't know. I no longer quantify friendship.
4. Would you rather get up early or sleep in? Seriously. You have to ask? Do you know who I am?
5. What piercings do you want? I would like a snake bite, but the hub says no.
6. Does the thought of marriage scare you? Every damn day.
7. What would you like to change about your life right now? The petty selfish answer is I would like to be free to whore about with whom ever I so chose. The real answer is I would like to be able to have our own house really really soon.
8. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth? Ignorance is bliss.
9. Whats on your bedroom floor? dogs.
10. Who was the last person you got into an argument with? I don't remember. I've been good about not picking fights lately.
11. Do you trust people easily? No.
12. If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move to? London or Africa.
13. Do you think you're good looking? Yes, I'd do me, thanks for asking.
14. Could you go a day without eating? Do it frequently, thanks.
15. How much do looks matter to you? I guess it depends on the context.
16. How do you feel about P.D.A.? Pass.
17. When was the last time you had your hair cut?late January.
18. Would you rather be mad or sad? Anger is a more productive emotion.
19. Does it take a lot to make you cry? Sometimes.
20. What's the worst car accident you've ever been in? um, that's a hard one, really.
21. Are you tight with your mommy? Usually
22. How do you like your steak cooked? medium
23. Do you tell your parents everything? Probably more than they need to know.
24. Would you rather be a bird or a fish? Can I be a big bird that eats other birds?
25. Name one fear you have: That this was a mistake and I'm wasting the best years of my life.
Question for you: Bones doesn't believe that monogamy is natural in humans (or really, period.) What do you believe?
Prologue-
1. Who took your profile picture? photobooth
2. Exactly what are you wearing right now? my docs, a knee brace, my non-spidered pants, grey hoodie and my raspberry wine colored tank.
3. What is your current problem? wondering if I gave away my youth
4. What makes you most happy? wild horse rides.
5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to? I'm not.
________________________________________________________Chapter 1:
1. Nickname? shmoops, Az
2. Eye color? green
3. Hair color? black and red
4.Height? 5'2
________________________________________________________ Chapter 2:
1. Do you live with your parent(s)? No, just his.
2. Do you get along with your parent(s)? most days.
3. Are your parents chill? yeah, I guess.
4. Do you have any Siblings? Two younger brothers, 4 younger sisters.
________________________________________________________ Chapter 3:
FAVORITE:
1. Ice Cream? Chocolate Peanut butter
2. Season? ones that I can ride in.
3. Book? It's a Wonderful Lie: Life in Your Twenties (I need to go find it and read it again)
4. Colour? green
5. Food? ham and brocolli ring
6. Drink? raspberry tea or hot chocolate
9. Pen color? I care not about pen color.
10. Store? really, any store will do, so long as there is money to burn.
11. Hero? Psylocke
__________________________________________________________ Chapter 4:
DO YOU
1. Write on your hand: Not usually.
2. Call people back? Depends on who they are.
3. Believe in love? In humans?
4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed? yeah, the middle.
___________________________________________________________ Chapter 5:
Have you ?
1. Kissed Someone in the past 24 hours? I kiss my husband goodbye everymorning, in case I die before I get home, so it's the last memory he has of me. Is that strange?
2. If so, where? this morning it was his shoulder, cause he wouldn't roll over.
3. Had PHYSICAL therapy? yep. Need it again, actually.
4. Gotten surgery? Suppose so.
5. Taken painkillers? Does Ibprofen work? I'm allergic to all the good stuff.
6. Overdosed on pain killers? I'm realitvely certain it's nearly impossible to overdose on ibprofen.
7. Been stung by a bee? Yes. I'm allergic, it was a blast/
8. Threw up in a doctors office: haven't we all?
___________________________________________________________ Chapter 6:
Who/what was the last
3. Thing you touched? keybaord
4. Thing you said? Holy fuck, it's cold out there.
7. Person you hugged? Finn, when he came to save me from the spider this morning.
8. Person you talked to on the phone? Husband. No wait, Mom.
11. Last book you read? Text book? cause that'd be Biology.
12. Last time you cleaned your room? last week.
13. Last time you talked to someone you liked? Like is a pretty strong. How about someone I don't hate?
________________________________________________________Chapter 7:
1. Where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you liked? well, you see, I'm married, so there will be no kissing of the last person I liked. and that's a damn cryin shame too.
2. What's the most exciting thing that happened to you today? I got attacked by a giant spider of DOOM, a battle to the death ensued.
3. How many best friends do you have? I don't know. I no longer quantify friendship.
4. Would you rather get up early or sleep in? Seriously. You have to ask? Do you know who I am?
5. What piercings do you want? I would like a snake bite, but the hub says no.
6. Does the thought of marriage scare you? Every damn day.
7. What would you like to change about your life right now? The petty selfish answer is I would like to be free to whore about with whom ever I so chose. The real answer is I would like to be able to have our own house really really soon.
8. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth? Ignorance is bliss.
9. Whats on your bedroom floor? dogs.
10. Who was the last person you got into an argument with? I don't remember. I've been good about not picking fights lately.
11. Do you trust people easily? No.
12. If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move to? London or Africa.
13. Do you think you're good looking? Yes, I'd do me, thanks for asking.
14. Could you go a day without eating? Do it frequently, thanks.
15. How much do looks matter to you? I guess it depends on the context.
16. How do you feel about P.D.A.? Pass.
17. When was the last time you had your hair cut?late January.
18. Would you rather be mad or sad? Anger is a more productive emotion.
19. Does it take a lot to make you cry? Sometimes.
20. What's the worst car accident you've ever been in? um, that's a hard one, really.
21. Are you tight with your mommy? Usually
22. How do you like your steak cooked? medium
23. Do you tell your parents everything? Probably more than they need to know.
24. Would you rather be a bird or a fish? Can I be a big bird that eats other birds?
25. Name one fear you have: That this was a mistake and I'm wasting the best years of my life.
Question for you: Bones doesn't believe that monogamy is natural in humans (or really, period.) What do you believe?
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
sadista:
Honestly, since my husband and I became "open," we have gotten so much closer and our relationship has greatly improved. Not that it was bad before...going "open" is definitely not going to fix a bad relationship and is likely to make it worse.
ninadelamorte:
Ok let's run!